NUDE SOX

     By now, most of you know, I'm not one to write about celebs, but I guess sports stars are okay, right? I mean who doesn't love a good scandal? Especially, when the athlete's wife is smokin' hot! Take Boston Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz for example. Yes, he might have made a few of my Yankees' lives a living hell on certain nights with his pitching, but in this story, it's his wife, Linsday Clubine, who's been thrown a curve ball. 

     This past year, we saw the likes of celebs like Jennifer Lawrence, Anna Kendrick and Kate Upton grabbing headlines in the iCloud hacking that saw a slew of nude photos of the celebrities hit the Internet. Well, we can add the pitcher's model wife to that list of hacked nudies, which after seeing this photo of her with Buchholz, I kind of want to see now. 

     Buchholz told a newspaper in Fort Myers, Florida, where he's in Spring Training, "Lindsay was pretty shaken up. I just told her to try and forget about it. Everybody knows stuff happens. That's my wife and it's our business, but at the same time people are going to use you for whatever they can." Oh, gee! Thanks for the words of wisdom, Clay! Stick to pitching! Again, another reason not to send nude photos of yourselves to each other. Once that stuff is documented, it's out there for good. Look what happened to WWE superstar Seth Rollins a couple of weeks ago. He wasn't hacked, but he had a jealous and scorned fiancee who wanted to get back at him. She held nothing back at posting nude photos of the superstar. The point is; once you take those pics, they will be found or put out there one way or the other. So, why even bother? I mean, I really don't care. Personally, it's entertaining for me. 

     When the photos first came out, Clubine, a former suitcase girl for the NBC show "Deal or No Deal", told TMZ that she was 'devastated" but admitted that some of the photos were of her. Back in October, she told TMZ, "Clay and I are good. I send him pictures on the road." There's you're mistake right there! The blonde beauty was irate that she was being linked to some "hardcore" images from the hack telling the gossip site that those were images that a teammate sent to her husband and were also taken off his phone. Now, I'm confused. So, Clay Buchholz had photos of a teammates wife doing hardcore stuff on his phone when it was hacked and she's okay with that? Hmmm.....The plot thickens!

     Buchholz told the Fort Myer paper, "It was pretty shocking. It was one of those things. There's always (someone who's) looking to get somebody. It just happened to be me. There were multiple other people that it happened to, obviously. Seriously, it took five days and we really didn't hear about it anymore." WRONG! You're hearing about it again....Right now!
  
     Buchholz, who is coming off one of his worst seasons with the Red Sox, said that he and Lindsay sought legal action against the hackers, but were told it was impossible since the hackers were located in the Netherlands and as far as laws go, those hackers could not be prosecuted. They even had a few lawyers look into it and came up with the same results. Buchholz didn't say if he and Lindsay are giving up the practice of exchanging sexy photos while he's on the road, but he did say, "We'll definitely be more careful. I try to keep everything as secure as possible." What a dummy! If people want to see those pics, they will get out there.

These are allegedly the pics, but it doesn't look like her: LINDSAY CLUBINE

SMOOSH THIS, SNOOKI!

I thought this entire phone hacking stuff was over! Apparently, it isn't as Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, and I use the 'star' word loosely, has become the latest victim of cell phone hacking. Oh, may I add, just into time for the premiere of Snooki and J-Wow! Could this possibly be a publicity stunt to promote her new reality show with fellow Jersey Shore castmate, Jennifer "J-Wow" Farley? Trust me, I hate having to write about that dumb show that portrays us Jersey-ites as a state full of guidos, who like to start fights, go tanning, and are gym obsessed because I am neither of any of those, but this whole publicity stunt on Snooki's part kind of annoys me because of the timing and is so obvious that it was done to promote her new TV show that airs next week. Besides, who the hell wants to see an Oompa Loompa naked anyway?

Snooki wasn't the only one who's made headlines this week! Her fellow 'meatball' Deena Cortese was arrested this weekend for disorderly conduct at a bar in Seaside Heights, NJ. Snooki, not to be outdone, is making headlines today with these full-frontal nude pictures of herself in front of a mirror, making seductive faces as she shows off her tanned physique and her 'kookah', as they like to call it, in several cell phone pictures that were hacked from her cell phone. The photos were clearly older and were probably meant for her fiancée Jionni LaValle, and not the public eye. 

Snooki's rep confirmed that the photos were taken before her pregnancy, hence no baby bump in the pictures, but they were mixed in with a few nude snaps of former Jersey Shore castmate, Angela Pivarnick. Ew! Why couldn't these pics be of J-Wow? Now, that would be something to look at and be interested in. Who would be interested in seeing two naked trolls? At least Scarlett Johansson's leaked photos were hot!

Snooki's been relatively scandal-free in the past few months, as she's moved out of the Jersey Shore house into a house next door with her fiancée, Jionni. The couple is expecting their first child together this summer.

On another note, a couple of days ago, castmates J-Wow, Pauly D, and The Situation got into a bar brawl in Seaside that left J-Wow in crutches. Why couldn't that last sentence end with: "a bar brawl in Seaside that left J-Wow topless"? That would've been another great way to promote their new show rather than naked pictures of Snooki!