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Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 5, 2015

BIG PENIS, BIG PROBLEM

     I'm not sure why I find this story so funny. Maybe it's because I can relate? Who am I kidding? I can't relate, but this story is totally ridiculous. 

     Okay, so a Nigerian man's huge penis proved to be the deal breaker for his new bride, who described sex with him as "a nightmare." According to Nigeria's Tribune, the woman's request for an annulment to her one-week-old marriage sparked laughter in a Zamfara courtroom once she explained her shocking reason, but Aisha Dannupawa, a previously married mother of three, said the matter was anything but funny. Um, yes it is! Does this woman expect us to believe that her husband's penis was bigger than a baby? I mean, she's the mother of three! I've never birthed a child before, but my sister has four children and said the fourth one pretty much slid out on her own. This lady was the mother of three children, but giant penis was "a nightmare" for her? I'm not buying it. There has to be more to this story!

     Dannupawa claims of her sexual relations with Ali Maizinari, "When he came over, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big." Says the woman who popped out three children from the same vagina. She went on to say that he mother gave her medication after their first painful attempt at intimacy, but the second time they tried to have intercourse, she decided to never do it again. Here's the problem I have with this story; did she not have sex with him before they got married? If she did have sex with Maizinari before they wedded, why would you marry him knowing that his penis was a "BIG" problem? I mean even if you didn't have sex before marriage, how can you not know about his "BIG" problem until after the big day? It makes no sense.


     The husband, Maizinari, who did not deny his girth, told the court that he'd be willing to dissolve their marriage if she returned the dowry he had paid, as well as the money spent on courting her. He estimated that he paid 60,000 Nigerian Naira or about $300 USD. Damn! Nigerian women are not expensive dates at all! How long did this guy court her for? A week? This story is getting a little out of hand now. Maybe I have read up on my Nigerian wedding customs, but it doesn't sound like this couple spent any time together before they even took it to the next level. The court asked the couple to try to reconcile one last time before their next appearance in the courtroom. I have to be honest, this woman must be the laughing stock in her community. I know women say that size doesn't matter, but this woman just made her soon-to-be ex-husband a star in their community! Every single women in the Zamfara community will be going after Ali and his Long Duck Dong!     

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

HOW TO LOSE A MAN IN 72 DAYS......

Guess who's not smiling anymore? After 72 days of wedded bliss, Kim Kardashian has filed for a divorce from New Jersey Nets forward, Kris Humphries. Are you kidding me? If I'm not mistaken, they were engaged a lot longer than 72 days! What an embarrassment for both parties. It seems the 26-year-old Humphries was only a piece of the 31-year-old Kardashian's puzzle, but what is confusing is what sense does that piece make? Kim is a businesswoman, or so we think, who seems to be hot as hell with her voluptuous body that can make any man happy. It's no wonder Humphries is so sad to see her go!

I have to be honest, who besides me, is laughing out loud about this whole situation? Seriously, only two and a half months, and you already decided that you couldn't make your marriage work? Here's another question I have, what happens with the millions of dollars in wedding gifts these two accepted? Do the gifts get returned, or at least, donated to some charity? If I was a guest at the Kardashian wedding, I would've been pretty pissed off about this!

Personally, I think that Kris Humphries makes out anyway in this whole divorce. Yeah, he might be losing that sweet piece of ass, but now he doesn't have to be on TV anymore, and he never has to be known as Mr. Kim Kardashian ever again, while Kim remains a dumb reality TV star and she can go back to dating thugs who will film her having sex with them. If you weren't ready to get married, then why do it. I say Kim Kardashian deserves this week's a-hole of the week.....Maybe even the year!