MANDATORY VAGINA CHECKS.....COUNT ME IN!

     I'm not sure if I remember pulling a high school prank back in my high school days, but I do remember having senior cut day, which isn't as equally cool. These high school pranks can be pretty creative, but they can also get you into a lot of trouble. High school pranksters at a Minnesota high school are being investigated after they sent out letters ordering female students to attend a "mandatory vagina inspection." THAT IS HILARIOUS! 

     The prank comes off the heels of that Tennessee girl that I wrote about a few weeks ago, who was arrested for hiding a gun in her cooch. Local police were called in after the note, which was written on an official-looking letterhead for Prior Lake High School in Savage, Minnesota, was hand-delivered to at least 50 families. The letter warned girls to remove piercings before undergoing the medical examination, which was due to take place in the school gym. The memo also threatened to stop students from graduating if they didn't "pass" the examination. How does one pass a vagina inspection? Just wondering. 

     Social media blew up over the hoax with many of the students seeing the funny side of the stunt. One female tweeter wrote, "LOLOL prior lake's senior prank, why couldn't we have been this clever?" However, school district representative, Kristi Mussman says that the joke was "done in extremely poor taste." Of course, she would think that! She's a woman! Unfortunately, the authorities didn't find this prank funny either and police are now looking into who was behind the prank. 

     Seriously? It was a prank. No one was hurt. No one actually had their vaginas examined. Why waste tax dollars going after kids for a stupid prank? This is where our tax dollars go. I could think of better thing for the police to do than go after a bunch of high school seniors over a stupid prank. Would the investigation be happening if there was a letter that asked for an anal cavity search of all students or a penile examination? Probably not, because those sound funny, right? It sounds to me that the school district rep is taking it too much to heart. 

Take a look at this video below: 

US AIRWAYS X-RATED TWEETS

     I can't be the only one in America who finds this story absolutely hilarious. I can tell you right now that officials for U.S. Airways are not laughing as loud as I am here in my home office.

     So, it turns out; a shockingly (but funny) graphic tweet  by U.S. Airways featuring a woman and a toy airplane has led to an investigation and a red-faced apology by the airline. The photo was of a naked woman lying fully exposed on a bed with her legs spread up in the air and a toy plane jammed right between her legs. The photo, which i would have shared on here uncensored if I knew I wasn't going to have my blog taken down, was shared by the airline late Monday afternoon while responding to, yet another, disgruntled customer who was angry about a recent flight delay. I say "yet another" because U.S. Airways has been on the receiving end of many of my rants while traveling, leading me to believe that I am definitely not alone in this battle. 

     Anyway, the extremely inappropriate (but funny) image sent to one Twitter user came with the caption: "We welcome feedback, Elle. If your travel is complete, you can detail it here for review and follow-up." THAT...IS...HYSTERICAL! So, instead of a link matching that description, there was a link to the photo. This only tells me that whomever handles U.S. Airways Twitter page has photos like this saved on their computer and it was accidentally uploaded, which is an absolute nightmare for anyone who handles web content. This should be an example of keeping your work computer clean of anything pornographic, which reminds me; I have to clean my computer out when I get to work. 

     One of two Twitter users, who previously asked for "some free stuff" for her delay, responded to the direct tweet by saying, "@USAirways that was not inappropriate at all lol." Needless to say, the tweet was soon deleted on the airlines' Twitter feed and replaced with this apology: "We apologize for an inappropriate image recently shared as a link in one of our responses. We've removed the tweet and are investigating it." If you ask me it was a little too late. Take a look at some of the immediate responses U.S. Airways received on their Twitter:

BABY FOR SALE

I've seen some pretty crazy things for sale on Craigslist from sex to virginity, but this might be a first! This is Paul Marquez. He's a 22-year-old Staten Island man who got pissed that his girlfriend wasn't paying enough attention to him, so he tried to sell her two-month-old daughter on Craigslist for $100. According to police, at least one person responded to the ad calling the mother to buy the infant. Notice I didn't even say "their" two-month-old daughter, which means not only did this girl have a baby with someone else, but he was also trying to sell another dude's baby. What the hell is wrong with people?

Marquez is being charged with three misdemeanors for allegedly placing the ad under the "Baby and Kids" section of the site. The typo-ridden post included his phone number, his 19-year-old girlfriend's name, Katie Devalle, and a photo of the baby. The post read exactly like this: "Heyy I have a 2 month old baby. She loves to play nd have her little fun but there is only 1 problem, the doctor said that she has asthma nd if she turns a certain way she can stop breathing, she's really getting on my nerves nd I don't want her." What the hell was he trying to sell a puppy? This Marquez guy is a sicko!

Marquez was arraigned last Thursday for violation of a social services law, aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child. He's being held on only a $1000 bail and is due back in court today. According to court papers, Marquez admitted he "did all this to get back at Katie." He told police, "The reason I decided to put this post was because I got bored and wanted to get a little laugh and a little kick out of it, but nothing serious." To make matters worse, at least one cretin actually called Marquez about the ad. Marquez, himself the father of a 2-year-old girl, passed along Devalle's phone number. The caller contacted the teen mom and offered to buy her baby. Police are still investigating whether the caller was serious or pulling a low-brow prank. The ad was quickly flagged by two callers to the 121st Precinct, but a brazen Marquez placed a second ad. 

The Computer Crimes Squad tracked the ad to an IP address, which traced back to Marquez's address, which he shares with his mother in the Todt Hill Houses. He and Devalle had met online recently and dated a few times. Trust me, that explains a lot! I know that there are a lot of success stories from online dating, but come on! There are some real psychos out there! Devalle works and between her job and the newborn, she apparently didn't have time for his knucklehead. Even he was joking or trying to pull a prank on his girlfriend, do it on your own time and in your own space. Why would you take your prank to Craigslist, which is a site full of scams anyway? I think if Marquez really found a serious buyer, that baby would be in someone else's house right now. I can tell because this kid has "crazy eyes!"