A GUN IN THE OVEN

     Have you ever been pulled over by the police and wondered, "Where the hell am I going to hide this gun?" Good! Neither have I! 31-year-old, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda from Texas can't say that, though. Her bust could have ended with a bang! 

     Dare I say, "Castaneda dodged a bullet!" after stuffing a fully-loaded handgun in her vajay-jay while being pulled over by police on drug charges. According to authorities, Castaneda was being escorted into a Waco jail late Monday night when police say she confessed about being unconventionally armed below the belt. That's a strange way to put it, but okay, that works!

     Police had to perform a cavity search, which was carried out by a female officer, and retrieved a .22 caliber semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol from her unconventional holster...Her cooka! Along with the weapon, police confiscated digital weighing scales and 29.5 grams of meth also found in her vaj! Just kidding! But can you imagine? Those items were actually found in her purse! 

     Castaneda's driver, 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia, was additionally charged with possession of meth in a school zone. Police said 2.7 grams of meth were found under the set of his vehicle. Well, we've probably heard these stories before about women hiding things in their no-no area, but this might be the first time that I heard about a loaded weapon being shoved up there. I bet you'd like to see what that gun looked like right? Here it is: 

 

THREESOMES NEVER END ON A GOOD NOTE

Although, threesomes sound like a great idea at the time, you know that they never turn out the way you want them to. You might like the other person during the act better than your actual partner and vice versa. This always sparks a fit of jealousy by one of the parties. Just ask pill heads, David and Mindi Rice from Zephyrhills, Florida! 

It turns out their three-way romp session with another woman ended with a bang! Literally! Why? Because apparently, Mindi caught David trying to sneak in another sex session with the other woman again while she was sleeping, so she grabbed their gun and fired a shot at him. Well, originally, Mindi grabbed the gun and only threatened to shoot the other woman, but she squeezed off a round into the ceiling instead. 

David managed to wrestle the gun away from Mindi and seized his wife by her neck, holding the handgun against her head as he threatened to kill her, "Bitch, I'll fuckin' kill you!" as he fired a bullet into a wall. Sounds like these two could use a firing range! The other woman, in the meantime, called 911 and ran off around 2 am. When the cops arrived, the couple refused to come out of their home and a SWAT team was sent to the scene to lure them out. The couple finally came out after a couple of hours, but David had to be tased after he tried fighting off a few deputies. 

The couple was thrown into Pasco County jail on charges of aggravated assault. David was also charged with obstructing officers and is expected to be in court today on other charges of grand theft, burglary, and possession of oxycodone. So, it sounds like, he's not new to disobeying the law. His wife, Mindi, has quite a rap sheet herself including two years of felony probation for credit card fraud. She actually stole the card to help her bail David out of jail in a previous case. What can I say? They're a match made in heaven! And let this be a lesson to those of you thinking about swinging or having a threesome! There's always going to be one of you who wants more out of that fling! It just never ends well.....