THREESOMES NEVER END ON A GOOD NOTE

Although, threesomes sound like a great idea at the time, you know that they never turn out the way you want them to. You might like the other person during the act better than your actual partner and vice versa. This always sparks a fit of jealousy by one of the parties. Just ask pill heads, David and Mindi Rice from Zephyrhills, Florida! 

It turns out their three-way romp session with another woman ended with a bang! Literally! Why? Because apparently, Mindi caught David trying to sneak in another sex session with the other woman again while she was sleeping, so she grabbed their gun and fired a shot at him. Well, originally, Mindi grabbed the gun and only threatened to shoot the other woman, but she squeezed off a round into the ceiling instead. 

David managed to wrestle the gun away from Mindi and seized his wife by her neck, holding the handgun against her head as he threatened to kill her, "Bitch, I'll fuckin' kill you!" as he fired a bullet into a wall. Sounds like these two could use a firing range! The other woman, in the meantime, called 911 and ran off around 2 am. When the cops arrived, the couple refused to come out of their home and a SWAT team was sent to the scene to lure them out. The couple finally came out after a couple of hours, but David had to be tased after he tried fighting off a few deputies. 

The couple was thrown into Pasco County jail on charges of aggravated assault. David was also charged with obstructing officers and is expected to be in court today on other charges of grand theft, burglary, and possession of oxycodone. So, it sounds like, he's not new to disobeying the law. His wife, Mindi, has quite a rap sheet herself including two years of felony probation for credit card fraud. She actually stole the card to help her bail David out of jail in a previous case. What can I say? They're a match made in heaven! And let this be a lesson to those of you thinking about swinging or having a threesome! There's always going to be one of you who wants more out of that fling! It just never ends well.....