WHAT A JACKASS!

This smiley-faced guy on my left seems harmless, but truth be told, he's a sick f**k! Those of you who aren't into hearing or reading things about beastiality, I would suggest that you stop reading right about now. Unless, of course, you're a bit curious, then read on! 

So, it turns out; a frisky farm hand was arrested recently for telling police that he masturbated with a donkey, and he vowed in court on Tuesday that he will get his burro back. 31-year-old Carlos Romero says that there has to be due process here since he paid $500 for the 21-month-old female donkey, but Marion County officials want custody of the miniature donkey named Doodle, and plan to put her up for adoption. The animal was said be in good shape after the alleged abuse. 

Romero pleaded not guilty to charges of sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty. His bail was set at $2,000 and he was put in Marion County Jail. Romero was arrested on Monday at an Ocala farm after the farm's proprietor told the police about the August Incident. The proprietor said that he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless with his pants pulled down, appearing to have had sex with a donkey in the equipment room. When authorities interviewed Romero, he told them that he used his fingers to clean the animal's genitals and generally becomes aroused seeing animals in heat. What the hell? The sexual contact, he supposedly told police, was an accident. Police said that Romero also admitted to masturbating with the animal five or six times and he had the balls to call Florida 'backwards' because people frown on zoophilia, just a another word for beastiality.

 In another interview, Romero said that he has 'never been a people person' and that he's always had an attraction for horses. He went on to say, "I've had sexual excitement with animals more than humans....I would've eventually had sex with Doodle, but I didn't because she's blooming into maturity." What a sicko! It gets better! Romero believes that the farm's proprietor should be arrested for invasion of privacy and being a "Peeping Tom." I swear! Some people are absolutely sick! Just for one day, I'd love to see through Romero's eyes! I'm sure everything he sees looks like the board game Candyland! Poor sick bastard!