It turns out; two frisky Yankees fans decided to round the bases in a Yankee Stadium bathroom as the Bronx Bombers were beating up the Tampa Bay Devil Rays on the field to maintain first place. That's right! Don't believe me? There is video evidence! In the video that was posted on the sports blog Deadspin, other fans can be seen gawking as a man clad only in a hiked-up CC Sabathia shirt and a woman in front of him having full on pornographic sex in a stall under the left field bleachers. According to one witness, the romp began around the second inning with the Yankees up 3-0 and continued until the fourth or fifth inning! How can you not love this?
Another witness said that people were jockeying for position outside the stall to take pics either over or under. They even went as far as standing up on the toilet bowl on the neighboring stall! Several stadium employees were among the onlookers who flocked to the Men's room to sneak a peek! The best part is that the sign on the bathroom reads: "the highest possible levels of comfort with regards to quality and cleanliness!" Are you done laughing yet?
The couple appeared to be oblivious to the commotion going on around them and allegedly continued to round the bases as the crowd watched on. Someone even knocked on the stall door, but the couple kept on going at it. When the couple finally finished, the fans gave the woman a slow round of applause as she parted. Apparently, word also got around the clubhouse during the game, but none of the Yankees cared to comment. I have to say that the camera guys really missed their opportunity to film for the real "Kiss Cam"! This would've been some captivating footage! Needless to say, the viral video was the talk of the Bronx on Sunday afternoon after the Yankees took care of the Devil Rays again 6-4.
I can go on about how people were disgusted by the bathroom tryst saying that they would never use the Stadium bathrooms ever again, but that is just a waste of space. Seriously? Get over yourselves! Two people had sex in a bathroom! You're telling me, you'll never use the bathroom in an airplane ever again? People have sex there! Hey, don't stay at any hotels either! Because if you think that no one has sex in a hotel room, I'll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge! Idiots! God, I really loved this story! Only in New York!
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Another witness said that people were jockeying for position outside the stall to take pics either over or under. They even went as far as standing up on the toilet bowl on the neighboring stall! Several stadium employees were among the onlookers who flocked to the Men's room to sneak a peek! The best part is that the sign on the bathroom reads: "the highest possible levels of comfort with regards to quality and cleanliness!" Are you done laughing yet?
I can go on about how people were disgusted by the bathroom tryst saying that they would never use the Stadium bathrooms ever again, but that is just a waste of space. Seriously? Get over yourselves! Two people had sex in a bathroom! You're telling me, you'll never use the bathroom in an airplane ever again? People have sex there! Hey, don't stay at any hotels either! Because if you think that no one has sex in a hotel room, I'll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge! Idiots! God, I really loved this story! Only in New York!
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO CLIP
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