MARATHON SEX HELPS OBESITY.....SO SHE SAYS!

I literally threw up in my mouth when I read this story, so I figured why not share the wealth with all of you? Let's see how you feel after reading this blog. That's if you can make it through the whole thing! Anyway, the heaviest woman in the world, 600-pound Pauline Potter, is using a pretty unusual method to shed some of that weight. She is using sex! Yup! How does that breakfast taste right about now?

 In a recent interview, Potter revealed that she sweats off loads of calories during these sex marathons that she likes to call "Sexercise". Are you even still reading this? 47-year-old, Potter became the Guinness World Record holder for the heaviest woman last year when she weighed in at 700 pounds. She managed to lose close to 100 pounds in the last year by rekindling her romance with her ex-hubby, Alex, whom she was married to for three years. The couple split up in 2008, but has been reunited ever since Alex heard about Pauline's Guinness title last year. It didn't take long for the couple to reignite that old flame and jump back into the sack together again.....and again......and again. Here's where I get confused! Was she on top? The whole visual of this happening is kind of comedic for me, but why am I even thinking about it? I just got myself sick again!

 Potter told the interviewer that she hadn't had sex in three years, but the first time they saw each other again, they did it six times! She continued to say that now they make love between two to seven times per day. Potter also admitted that Alex had to take charge since she really wasn't that mobile, but he was pretty attentive. Is anyone else getting this visual of a little guy climbing this big mountain? Potter also said that their rekindled relationship has been a long distance one at the moment because she lives in California while he lives in Arizona, but he makes extended trips to see her, so that they can continue their marathon romp sessions.

Another thing that Potter admitted that kind of grossed me out was that she can't move much in bed, but she burns 500 calories a session, her bed is strengthened, and although she can't buy sexy lingerie to wear for Alex, she drapes a nice sheet over herself. I do feel bad for Miss Potter, but come on! Potter has helped speed up her weight loss by exercising in the pool three to five times a week, and she's cut out most of the junk food in her diet. She said that she just wanted to share her story to satisfy some curiosity she's encountered. What was that? If she can still have sex at her size? 

Alex said that it's hard to position Pauline and find her pleasure spots 'as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area', but it kind of turned him on knowing she's satisfied. He also admitted that one time he let her get on top, but quickly realized that was a big mistake because he couldn't breathe. Way to go, brain surgeon! Potter blames much of her weight gain on her divorce from Alex back in 2008 as she began to binge eat out of depression. 

 Pauline and Alex plan on keeping their relationship and her weight loss going for the long haul as they plan to tie the knot again sometime in the future. Okay, I think I'm out to be sick again. Seriously, there are so many jokes here, but the bottom line is whatever it takes to make you healthy again, you might as well do it! As for Alex, he really takes 'hogging' to a whole new level!     

NUDE MAID SERVICE....THE NEXT BIG THING?

So, a couple of months ago, I wrote about a plane that urges you to join the mile-high club by allowing you to have sex on their planes. I guess that in a day where you really need to start your own business to be successful, you'll find the oddest companies coming to the forefront. This company, in particular, is almost like something out of an X-rated movie!

It turns out; a Texas woman, Melissa Borrett began Lubbock Fantasy Maid, a nude maid service, last month and has already attracted nationwide notice, and obviously, some unwanted attention from law enforcement. I'm not sure why law enforcement would get involved. She's not providing any sort of sexual service. Borrett says that her skin-showing maid service is there only to clean. If I was to clean my house in the nude, does that mean I'm doing something illegal? Of course not! My house, my laws! There's no reason why law enforcement should be involved at all.

The 26-year-old entrepreneur came up with the idea while working as a waitress at a local strip club, where she couldn't find enough work, and wasn't thrilled with the management, whom she described as 'chauvinistic'. Borrett stated that she'd heard of this kind of service being available in other cities, so she started the service in Lubbock, Texas, where she would have no competition, and figured she would do well.

 

Customers shell out $100 an hour for one maid or $150 an hour for two maids, who can appear in lingerie, topless, or nude, as long as there is no one under the age of 18 present and the customer is fully clothed. Borrett said that one her the rules is that if a customer under 18 calls, they will show up fully clothed, and will still clean anyway. Any dirty business is strictly prohibited. Borrett went on to say, "At no time may a client ever make physical contact with the maid. A maid may accept tips, however, if a maid accepts tips for physical contact, she will be terminated immediately, and the customer will not be able to schedule services with Lubbock Fantasy Maid Services again.

Borrett says that her employees are not the women you might expect. With the exception of one employee, who worked as a waitress in a strip club, none of her maids are former strippers. She said, "This is just a maid service with some really friendly girls and we just happen to be comfortable with cleaning without any clothes on." Being a maid service keeps her business on the right side of the law.

Lubbock Police see things differently, though. Apparently, they believe Borrett's business needs, at the very least, a permit because it's a sexually-oriented operation, and the fact that her employees are topless or semi-nude in this case is just not allowed. My question is why, again? If they are behind closed doors, and no one knows what's going on except the business owner and client, how is that breaking any laws? It's not like the maids aren't doing garden work in the nude. They're in a private home! What's the big deal?

Since opening the cleaning service, Borrett was able to move into a home with her 2-year-old daughter, which is a huge improvement over her previous living arrangement splitting time between her mother's house, where her daughter stayed, and an Occupy Lubbock camp. Borrett said that she became involved in the Occupy movement for the same reason she opened her business. She just wanted to secure a better future for her and her daughter. To be honest, I really don't see what she's doing wrong. She started a cleaning business with a gimmick. She's staying away from anything sexual and seems to be pretty strict about it, so what's the harm. To me, it sounds like whomever is trying to put her out of business is just jealous that they didn't think of it first! If a permit is all she needs to get them off her back, then why not go and get one. Otherwise, you have to give props to Miss Borrett for jumping on a brilliant business opportunity!

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