DON'T FEED THE HOMELESS.....IN FLORIDA ANYWAY

     What happened to us as human beings that now we can't feed the homeless? I mean, yes, some homeless people are drunks and drug addicts, but there some who were just displaced because they couldn't find a job and possibly had no family as a support system. If they can't afford food, why shouldn't they be able to accept food from kind-hearted citizens? 

     Of course, this can only happen in Florida as a senior citizen and couple of clergymen in Fort Lauderdale are facing up to two months in jail for feeding the homeless. That's right! Two months in jail for feeding the homeless. A group of volunteers with nonprofit charity Love Thy Neighbor in Broward County face up to $500 in fines and 60 days in jail because they were feeding the homeless this past Sunday. 

     World War II veteran Arnold Abbott, founder of the interfaith organization, and members of a local church were confronted by Fort Lauderdale's finest because they had reportedly been in violation of these new laws against food sharing, a law that was enacted on Halloween, a night reserved for sharing candy. So, as I was saying about how dumb of a state Florida is. I mean seriously! When my fiancee and I lived in New York City, we used to hand our doggy bags from restaurants to homeless people in hopes that it would at least put in a smile on their face for a few minutes, which is what I'm sure Abbott was trying to accomplish himself. 

     Trays of hot food intended to be distributed to the lines of homeless people on the street were instead thrown directly into the trash by officers, who ordered Abbott to "drop that plate right now." In total, four police cruisers and a half-dozen uniformed police officers arrived at the scene. Abbott and two clergymen were issued citations and are due to appear in court. The state of Florida is an absolute joke and an embarrassment to the rest of the United States. Who does this to upstanding citizens just trying to feed those less fortunate? If it wasn't for Universal Studios and Disney World, I would never step foot in Florida because this is an absolute joke!

      These new laws come on the heels of an announcement from the city in January about restrictions on camping, panhandling, food sharing and other "life sustaining" activities. Hey Florida, if you don't want these "life sustaining" activities to happen, then build a homeless community for people without homes to live. Keep them off the streets yourselves! When we were in Cleveland, we wanted to give our leftover food from dinner to a homeless person, but we couldn't even find one. Take a lesson from Cleveland, Florida! Anyway, not to be deterred, Abbott, who has been feeding the homeless for years, said, "I went through World War II. I fought in the Civil Rights movement. This won't stop us. All this did was move us to court earlier than we had planned."

     I say, "Good for you, Arnold Abbott!" I don't get how these lawmakers can pass a law like this. People need to eat to live. If they can't afford it, they need people like Abbott in their lives who takes his own money and feeds them out of his own pocket. These cops literally took the food that he bought and made for them and threw it in the trash. I see dollar signs getting thrown in the trash as well. If I was Abbott, I would sue the city for being a bunch of assholes. Besides, who arrests an old man and clergymen? I'll tell you who. The trash in Florida does!

NFL CHEERLEADER PERFORMS ORAL SEX ON A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY?

What the hell is going on with the NFL? I thought it was the National Football League, not the National Felons League? First there's Aaron Hernandez and now this? By the way, if this ever happened to me when I was a kid, I would've totally kept my trap shut! What the hell is wrong with kids these days? Anyway, this is Elizabeth Garner, a busty blonde former cheerleader of the Tennessee Titans. She shot down a plea agreement last Friday, choosing to instead stand trial for allegedly offering a 12-year-old boy oral sex at a party earlier this year. That's right! A 12-year-old boy! It should be every 12-year-old boys dream to be molested by a hot NFL cheerleader! What the hell is this kid's problem?

So, 42-year-old, Garner, a one-time Tennessee Titans cheerleader, is being accused of trying to seduce the preteen by fondling his package and trying to pull down his pants. She allegedly followed the boy into a bathroom during a party at his parents' house, where according to police; she asked if he'd "ever been with a woman?" Man, is it hot in here or is it me? Damn! Okay, guys! I cannot be the only who had this fantasy growing up and just take a look at Garner. Would you tell on her? Take it what she's offering and become a man! Then brag to your friends about it! What the hell goes through a boy's mind these days! If he was my nephew, I would slap him upside his head!

Garner, who shot to fame when cheering for the Titans for three seasons, is also married and is claiming innocence. She is claiming that she was actually assaulted by the boy's mother, who had a long, tumultuous relationship with Garner's brother. The boy's mother has even threatened to file false child abuse allegations in the past, which Garner claims to have a recording of. Police say that they've never heard those claims and arrested Garner for sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for child rape. She even had the nerve to tell investigators that she was "drunk that evening and she got the boy confused with a man who was also at the party." One officer said, "If you can't tell the difference between a 12-year-old boy and an adult man, then there are problems." Uh, yeah! 

 The terms of the plea deal were not revealed, but Garner will now go on trial in November. If she's convicted, the former cheerleader faces up to eight years in prison. Like I've been saying throughout the blog and I've said it in the past, young men these days are nothing but a bunch of momma's boys! When a girl this hot, whether she's a teacher or an NFL cheerleader, tries to molest you, you let it happen and you keep your mouth shut! Let it come out later in life when you write your biography or if the lady in question is a multi-millionaire! Then you expose her! Otherwise, you just enjoy the sex with an experienced partner and learn sex ed while actually having sex with someone who knows how! I know you guys think I write about these types of stories a lot, but these stories write themselves. This would not have sat well with my friends back in my day. We would've been high-fiving each other about a conquest like this, and not tattling that the hot NFL cheerleader touched my pee-pee!