WAWA-WHAT HAPPENED AT THE WAWA?

     My North Jersey friends might remember the Wawa as a convenient store down by the Jersey Shore. When I moved down to South Jersey, I learned that Wawa's were "The" place to go to for gas, sandwiches and other convenience store-typed stuff. In North Jersey, we have Quick Check or 7-Eleven. In other parts of Pennsylvania, it's Wawa and Sheets. For those of you outside of this region reading this blog, it's just a convenience store with a gas station. 

     Well, customers at a Pennsylvania Wawa store got an eyeful in the parking lot recently. It turns out, Pennsylvania State Police caught an intoxicated naked woman performing a 'lewd act' with another woman inside a parked car with the windows down. Yup, you missed it! Two girls going at it in the parking lot of a Wawa!

     According to reports, 25-year-old Samantha Dier, of Allentown, is being accused of performing a sex act with another woman in the car parked outside of a Wawa convenience store in Lehigh County. Well, isn't that "convenient." The report also didn't say what the sex act was, which intrigues me a little bit. Was she using her fingers? Her mouth? Come on! They could have left us with a little bit of imagery.

     The incident occurred around 8:45 pm last Friday at the Wawa in Lower Macungie Township. (Where the hell is that?) Police say that Dier was intoxicated and naked from the waste down as she was being fondled inside the open-windowed vehicle as customers walked by, heard some moaning, and peeked in before reporting it to the police. The other woman was not identified in the report. 

     Dier allegedly shouted profanities at the trooper who confronted her. She faces charges of indecent exposure, public intoxication and disorderly conduct. Bail was set at $5,000. I mean, why would you do this at a Wawa, even if you're wasted? The parking lot is so small and tight, you're bound to be caught. At least, get your groove on in a WalMart or Target parking lot. They are much bigger and much more spread out. Even a rest stop would be better. The moral of this story is to always keep your eyes open and be aware of your surroundings because you never know what kind of show you're going to get from the world of the stupid!

HOT TUB SEX MACHINE

     I saw this story yesterday, but that mother leaving her kids in the car to blow her boyfriend trumped this story, but since it's a slow news day, I'll share this with you today. So, an Arizona man and two women were recently arrested on public sex charges after they were busted in the middle of a threesome sex romp in an apartment complex hot tub. 

     30-year-old Anthony Vechiola and his girlfriend, 28-year-old Gina Marie Rayner and 29-year-old Jennifer Duchnowski continued to have sex after cops told them to stop in the public spa at the Peoria complex this past Sunday night. I mean, if you were in the middle of threesome, guys; would you be able to stop in the heat of passion? Cops or no cops. The officers, who were called to the scene by a neighbor who reported a small child wandering around the Grey Star Sierra Apartments and calling for his "mommy," had to try to stop the sexcapades by physically pulling them apart like dogs in heat.  

     As police questioned the love trio, who were apparently intoxicated, an officer heard the 5-year-old boy calling for his mother. Police later identified the child as Rayner's and found her 3-year-old son alone in Vechiola's apartment. So, once again, child abandonment to have a threesome in a public hot tub. Rayner was booked on an additional count of suspicion of abuse for leaving her children alone in the apartment. Rayner and Vechiola were ordered to be held in lieu of $2,100 bond after they were arraigned on Monday. Duchnowski was released on her own recognizance. I have to be honest; the only thing that I can see that they did wrong is that they left the child alone in the apartment while they went to bang in the public hot tub. I don't even think the public lewdness in the hot tub was a bad thing. Personally, I wished somebody recorded it. I mean besides the kid screaming "mommy" in the background, this sounded like just a bad porno.

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT WITH CREAM OR WITHOUT?

I saw this story over the weekend and at first, thought nothing of it...Okay, who am I kidding? My sordid little mind thought everything about it, but was it as newsworthy as the other stories that I found this week? Probably not! Since today's top stories are still about Hurricane Sandy Relief efforts and the super-tight Election, I'll choose today to share this story with you. It's one of those "What the hell is wrong with people?" stories. 

So, allegedly, a woman was caught masturbating in a Florida Starbucks last week while sitting at one of the tables. She was taken into custody when police found a glass pipe with cocaine residue on it in her purse. Police say that they got called to the popular coffee spot by someone who said they saw 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian masturbating. They said, "She was high on crack with her hands going all over the place on her body." According to police, you couldn't tell for sure what she was doing on the video, but you can definitely see that her hands went into her pants when she started to go crazy, as if she was climaxing. The police report stated that the officers also found her in an unstable state. She claims she was dropped off at the Starbucks by her friends and she was waiting to go to the hospital due to an infection or a spider bite that she believed she had. The police offered to give her a ride, but asked to search her purse first, which she consented to. That's when they found a 'glass stem' pipe inside the bag, which tested positive for cocaine residue. 

 Piranian was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. She was transported to Manatee County jail on a $1,120 bond. Does this mean that if she didn't have that crack pipe in her pocketbook, she would've gotten away scot-free? I was just wondering since the officers offered to take her to the hospital and she was only arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia and not public lewdness. Does this mean its okay to masturbate in Starbucks? Or are they saying that she only became lewd because she was high on drugs? Just a thought because when I first read this story, I thought it was more about the masturbation, but then she was arrested for drugs. I'm so confused right now!