My best bud, Scotty O, recently text me this amazing article that he found online about a nurse from New Jersey, who has hundreds of orgasms a day! First of all, it's hilarious that my friend Scotty "O" sent me an article about orgasms! Anyway, Kim Ramsey, a nurse from Montclair, NJ apparently has this disorder where she orgasms in the strangest places like driving in cars, while doing the laundry, or when she's buying food in a supermarket. Sounds like fun, right? Not when it happens all the time, though! Ramsey says that when she feels one coming on, many women might scream, "Yes!" while her reaction leans more towards, "Oh, no! Not again!" She says that many women wonder how to have an orgasm, but she is wondering how to stop hers.
In fact, Ramsey could probably be the only NJ Transit commuter who can ever credit the transit line with bringing her to a climax. She remembers a recent train ride home that left her quivering! I have to say, as I write this, I am thinking how lucky this girl is and how little work her boyfriend has to put in, which makes him a lucky guy, as well! Anyway, back to the train ride, so Ramsey claims the train ride was a bit bumpy and every jerk of the train or vibration made her more aroused. It was a 40-minute train ride, so there was nothing she could do, but bite her lip and sit on her hands and hope that no one noticed. Unreal!
Ramsey's troubles started four years ago after she had sex with a new boyfriend. That guy must have been enormous because she remembers having constant orgasms for four days straight. She thought she was going mad. Ramsey recalls trying everything from squats and deep breathing to make it stop. She said that the constant orgasms also happened with a new partner, so she couldn't pinpoint it on just the one. She even tried sitting on frozen peas, but the orgasms and sexual arousal continued. Ramsey admitted to having around 200 orgasms during that time period.
Ramsey describes the pain as exhausting and unbearable at times. She went on to say that she contracted a very rare medical condition, persistent genital arousal disorder, which makes any pelvic movement trigger an orgasm. Doctors believe that Ramsey might have come down with the condition when she developed spinal cysts after falling down a flight of stairs in 2001, but it remained dormant until her marathon sex session with her new boyfriend seven years later. Ramsey says that the incurable condition has made her life a nightmare.
It's not clear if she is currently dating because clearly no guy can keep up with 200 orgasms a day, and she said that the unending climaxes make her feel as if she's unable to have a normal relationship. Where is Deuce Bigelow when you need him? I feel for this poor girl, but speaking as a guy, does this turn you guys on a little bit? Just wondering......
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