CRAZY GLUED

This story will have you shaking your head all weekend! So, some psychotic Texas mother nearly pulled her 6-year-old son's genitals off in a fit of rage and actually tried to glue them back on with Crazy Glue of all things! Is that NUTS or what? Oops! Sorry! That was a bad choice of words. 

Anyway, 34-year-old, Jennifer Marie Vargas allegedly grabber her son by the scrotum and ripped open his sac, as I sit here typing this with my legs crossed, at their home on the San Antonio-Fort Sam Houston military base in San Antonio back on September 27. With the little boy screaming in agony, she reportedly used alcohol to clean the would before trying to fix him up with the industrial adhesive. When the bleeding stopped, she then allegedly stuffed his underwear with paper towels before sending him to bed without seeking medical treatment. What the hell is wrong with people? First of all, if you're going to abuse your child, why the hell would you go of the genitals? If I was that little boy, I would have punched her so hard in her cooch!

Vargas's husband, who works at the base for the Army, returned home to find his son crying in his bedroom. Spotting the bloody tissue in his underwear, he immediately took him to the San Antonio Military Medical Center. Doctors discovered the boy had a 1.5-inch laceration to his scrotum and bruising to his penis area. An investigation was launched and on Wednesday, Vargas was arrested and charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction resulting in serious bodily injury. She remains in custody pending a bail hearing on Monday. If she's convicted, she faces up to 10 years in prison. Good! And she should stay there! What happened to an old fashioned spanking when kids were bad? I think the craziest part of the story is that she actually tried to Crazy Glue his nuts back together. What kind of person would do this? Didn't she know that Gorilla Glue is much better? Just sayin'!