NO COW TIPPING HERE!

Originally, I was going to write about the California teacher who molested two of her junior high school students and then sent them provocative photos of herself via text message, but I changed my mind because I am sick and tired of writing about these dumb little boys who cry about being molested by a hot female teacher. I mean, I can understand if it was a male teacher, but you were molested by a female teacher! WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? IDIOTS! 

So, instead of writing about those two morons, I've chosen to write about these two morons. The guy on the left is 31-year-old Reid Fontaine and the guy on the right is 35-year-old Michael Jones. Both men, from Upstate New York, were recently caught making sick animal porn movies with a herd of cows! Yes, I said cows! As in "moooo!" Now, isn't that better than a couple of pussy boys crying about being touched by their hot female teacher? Anyway, Jones allegedly did the banging with these bovine beasts in Herkimer County while his best friend, Fontaine, filmed every sordid encounter. The two, however, were busted when a farmer became suspicious that something was wrong with his cows since they were not producing as much milk as usual. He originally thought someone might be coming in and stealing the milk from his cows, so he set up surveillance cameras and soon discovered Fontaine and Jones were getting it on with his cows. 

The farmer, who has not been identified, called the police immediately and they launched their own investigation. Jones and Fontaine were arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct. Um, what about cruelty to animals and trespassing? Sounds to me that these dolts were getting away with murder! They were released on an appearance ticket. So, if you molest junior high school boys who tell on you, you get arrested with possible prison time, but if you molest a bunch of cows, you get an appearance ticket? What the hell is this world coming to? And why would anyone find cows attractive at all? Am I the only one here who might be a little bit curious to see some of the video footage? I mean, I am curious to see how this guy was able to have intercourse with a cow. I mean what goes into cow pornography? Is anyone else curious? I mean, I'm not saying, I'm dying to see it to get off. I'm just a little curious...Okay, I'll shut up now.