WHAT IS IN THE WATER IN ARIZONA?

Only yesterday, I wrote about a woman who went nuts because her boyfriend would not have sex with her. She was then found naked and bloody walking the streets of Glendale, Arizona with her baby in her arms. Well, we go back to Arizona for another naked woman story! With all of this nudity in Arizona, it might be time to move there!

Anyway, this is 34-year-old, Keri Gonzalez from Marana, AZ. According to police, she jumped out of a 15-year-old boy's second-floor bedroom window after his mother found her in his room naked. Did you spit your breakfast out yet? That is absolutely hilarious! Gonzalez broke her ankle when she landed on the main level and limped her naked body on down the street away from the home San Tan Valley back on January 23.

It was about 2 a.m. that morning, when the boy's mother came to the room after hearing "knocking sounds by the stairs on the wall." When he opened the door for her, she reportedly saw a naked woman crouching down on the floor between the bed and the wall. The mother yelled at her to leave the house. Gonzalez got dressed and leaped from the window so the mother would not recognize her. 

The 15-year-old told the police that Gonzalez was a family acquaintance. She came over with some booze for them to share and they banged twice before his mother woke up and busted in on their little party. About a half hour later, Gonzalez supposedly blew any chance of getting away when she reappeared at the family's front door to let the mother know she broke her ankle before leaving again. What the hell? Why would you go back? Why? Some people are just plain stupid!

The next day police tracked down and questioned Gonzalez, who allegedly lied to the deputy about where she lived. She had a cast on her ankle already when police arrived. She was booked into Pinal County Jail for sexual misconduct with a minor and providing false information to a police officer. Here's my take on this; how dumb do you have to be, knowing full-well that you're having sex with a minor, to actually go to his house to actually have sex with him without the parent's finding out? Better yet, how did she sneak into the house? Why couldn't the boy sneak out of his house to have sex with Gonzalez at her apartment? It just seems so dumb that they would put themselves at risk to do the deed in the parent's house. Again, I ask, "What is in the water in Arizona?"