DON'T MESS WITH THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER

This is hilarious! Now, you don't mess with the Thunder from Down Under. That's what they say in Vegas anyway. For those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Thunder from Down Under is an all-male strip tease show with Australia's "Hottest Hunks" at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. I only know that because my fiancee and I have joked about it on our many excursions to Sin City. It's not because I've been to one of their shows. I swear!

Anyway, some meth-head chose the wrong night to mess with these Aussie Hunks when he broke into the backstage area of their show and stole some of their belongings. Well, obviously, the as yet unidentified man received quite a beating a bunch of the muscle-bound dancers. The suspect, who according to reports may have been under the influence of methamphetamine, fired a shot during the struggle on Tuesday evening with the Thunder from Down Under dancers. One of the dancers suffered a minor injury from the residue from the bullet.

The men, who are billed as "Australia's Hottest Hunks," spotted the suspect with their items later that night at the hotel and confronted him. He then fired a shot in the air to scare of the men, but one of the bullets ricocheted off a wall and one of the dancers was injured by gun powder. Okay, I don't get that. Does gun powder irritate oily skin or something? Did the powder get in his eye? I'm not sure I quite get the gun powder injury thing. 

The suspect is said to have been treated for minor injuries from the scuffle, but from the looks of this mug shot, it looks like homeboy got his ass kicked! He was later transported to county jail. Police have yet to positively identify the man, who has been charged with attempted murder with a deadly weapon, attempted robbery with a deadly weapon and burglary with a deadly weapon. Am I the only one who finds this funny? The whole time as I wrote this blog, I kept picturing a bunch of male strippers beating this guy with their shlongs. I mean they never did say how this guy got those bruises, but then again, why was I think about shlongs? Okay, we're done here, but it's still kind of funny.