Don't you hate it when you're at the mall and looking for a parking space, you find one, and then someone else swoops in and steals that space from you? You want to kick that person's ass, don't you? Of course, you do! Well, what if that other person bit your fingers off? That's what happened to Tonya Knight-Joseph!
According to police, there was a race for a parking space recently at the Cherry Hill Mall in Cherry Hill, NJ that turned ugly when an angry woman bit off another driver's fingers. Police were called to the mall's parking lot Saturday afternoon shortly after the bloody dispute between the motorists. Knight-Joseph claims that she had just parked her car up by Aisle 18 at 4 p.m. after circling several times when the two women approached her. They accused her of stealing their spot. Knight-Joseph said that as soon as she got out of her car, one of the women started calling her all type of B-Words. I mean how many times can you use the word "Bitch"? Knight-Joseph added that the woman got so close to her face that their noses touched. The other woman continued yelling and screaming at her, and then hit her in the face.
A little scratched up, Knight-Joseph put her hands up in defense, but that was when one of the women bit her fingers off. She said it was just hanging there by a piece of skin. I seriously want to throw up as I am writing this. Who the hell would do this to someone over a parking space? Is the zombie apocalypse really coming or am I watching too much Walking Dead?
After dialing 911 with her remaining digits, she was advised by dispatchers not to chase the suspect, but instead report to Cooper University Hospital, where she was treated with tetanus shots and tested for HIV. She is still waiting to find out if part of her finger will need to amputated. In the meantime, police have released an image of the suspect, whom they are saying are desperate to track down. According to the Cherry Hill police, "This is a very big deal, beyond assault. She went through to the bone, the bone is actually fractured and the finger was nearly severed. This is an aggravated assault and it's something very serious. You're always concerned with bites with infections."
The suspect is described as a black, heavy-set female in her mid-30s with bushy hair. Queen Latifah? Nah, she's too young to be Queen Latifah! The woman was also driving a dark-colored Audi sedan. Anyone with information should call the Cherry Hill Police Department at (856) 488-7828. There might even be some sort of reward for reporting this big black zombie. I mean, seriously! Who does that? So, much for the sausages I just ordered. I'm not hungry anymore.
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