BATTER UP!

     I received this story yesterday from my friend, Scott, right after I wrote yesterday's blog about girth. This story was so good that I figured I'd save it for today. So, most of you obviously know my fascination with teachers and students having sex, right? Well, this is sort of a strange twist to my fascination. 

     It turns out; a father from Maryland decided to take matters into his own hands last week after discovering an inappropriate and potential sexual relationship between a 42-year-old teacher and the man's 15-year-old daughter, by beating the teacher with a baseball bat. THAT...IS...AWESOME! Now, just to clear things up a little bit; there was no sexual intercourse that took place...yet, but it according to the text messages, they may have been heading down that road. 

     The unnamed Maryland parents came across a string of several dozen inappropriate texts between their teenage daughter and her, apprently, horny teacher. When the teacher showed up on the family's front porch wanting to talk to the girl, the father came out swinging with a bat that I'm sure he got at Bat Day at Camden Yards. Anyway, what kind of balls do you have to have to show up at the girl's house? Even if you weren't trying to court her? Don't teacher's just make phone calls to the house? This guy definitely had a screw loose. 

     The parents are said to have confronted their daughter at around 3 a.m. Thursday morning when they came across the texts, which were described by the police as "an emotional relationship that seemed inappropriate for a teacher and student." Wait a minute! What the hell were the parents doing confronting the girl at 3 in the morning? Don't people sleep? Confront her when she wakes up! That's what my parents used to do. No, let's pick a fight with our daughter at 3 a.m. I think everyone is nuts in this story! Anyway, at around 9:45 a.m., the teacher, allegedly, showed up at the family's door without permission "looking to talk" to the teenager. That's when the father demanded that he leave the premises. When he refused, the father proceeded to hit him with a baseball bat a number of times. 

     According to the police report, the sleazy and horn-ball teacher sustained only minor injuires, which means the father didn't hit hard enough, and did not press charges, which means...GUILTY! The family has been advised to file a restraining order and if the teacher returned to the home, he will be arrested. I guess after seeing this story, I've come to the realization that only the female teacher and young male student stories are the ones that really fascinate me. When it's the other way around, the story isn't as appealing. The male teacher with the female student seems a tad bit more creepy and almost predator-ish, which leads me to the fact that the father reacted in a way that I may have. As for the young boys, banging their teachers; come on! Take one for the team and keep your mouths shut and tell your boys the story, not your parents you morons!