TOTAL DOUCHEBAG RIGHT HERE!

     Some guys have strange ways of acting when their girlfriends turn them down for sex. I've heard of men beating their women, stabbing them and even killing them if they were refused sex. Hey guys! There are ways to avoid it! Buy that machine that I blogged about yesterday! Anyway, this douchebag in this picture, whose name I won't use other than "douchebag," from Missouri was spurned by his ex and took his frustration out on her small dog tossing the pup out of a third-floor window. Like I said..."douchebag!"

     Douchebag is being accused of throwing an 8-month-old puppy named Oliver to his death after its owner, Gabriel Ervie, rejected his sexual advances earlier that evening. According to police, Douchebag left a threatening message on Ervie's phone before he broke into her apartment. He said, "I'm about to f**k your life up forever!" Ervie and her family are obviously devastated by the loss and her mother Debbie said, "It hurts. I just want to hold him one more time and tell him it wasn't his fault." The elder Ervie said that her daughter was too distraught to comment about anything, but she's grateful that Gabriel wasn't home when Douchebag broke into her house late Saturday night. 

     The 23-year-old Douchebag allegedly kicked down the door of Ervie's apartment, where a neighbor saw him grab her maltipoo puppy and throw the dog over his head and out a hallway window. Douchebag then fled the scene. Springfield police fount the puppy lying lifeless on the walkway, 46 feet away from Ervie's apartment complex. Police later found and arrested Douchebag on the nearby Missouri State University campus. He's facing burglary and animal theft charges. He posted $15,000 bail and was released from jail this past Tuesday. WHAT? Dude! He took a life! $15,000 bail? That's all? Are you kidding me? This guy got away with murder. You know what they say about people who harm animals. They're the future serial killers of America. Look at this guy's face! He's a sicko and our judicial system decided to put him back on the street? Why? Just because your girl wouldn't have sex with you? Oh boo hoo! Get a box of Kleenex and a jar of Vaseline. Don't take it out on a poor defenseless puppy, you pussy! Douchebag here needs a beating and though, I don't condone violence on any level, I hope this guy gets the beating of a lifetime from an animal rights activist or maybe even thrown out of a third-floor window.