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Thursday, July 17, 2014

PENIS PUSH-UPS? JACK BLACK WAS RIGHT!

     I can't be the only one who actually does exercises to keep my privates in shape? Too much? Anyway, today's blog is for my brethren, who would like to prevent Erectile Dysfunction as we get older in age. You see, just like women, men do have a pelvic floor, which is supported by the Pubococcygeus muscles, and training them can heed similar results including improved bladder control and even enhanced sexual pleasure. According to new research, the female pelvic floor is known to weaken dramatically after childbirth, where the male pelvic floor looses its strength gradually, starting as men approach their 30s. I don't know about you, but I have no problems rising to the occasion. All I need is for the wind to blow. 

     Well, men, never fear because Private Gym, LLC is here! They announced on Tuesday the release of its new fitness program, which includes a four-week interactive DVD exercise program, a resource, and a male Kegel training device. What's a male Kegel training device? I'm glad you asked! It's a silicone weighted penis ring that works in conjunction with a weighted magnet that attaches to the bottom of the ring. The ring is said to be hypoallergenic and designed for maximum comfort. So, basically, they found a way to hang weights on your penis, so you can work out your penis muscle. 

     Private Gym joins a budding new market of similar products for men that include the KegelPad, where men are instructed to sit in a manner that makes contact between the perineum (also known to us as The Taint) and the pad, with the scrotum (known to us as the ball sack) hanging over the edge. Then the Kegels are performed by sliding on the pad, which the company website describes as "Penis Push Ups." Another device best described as a barbell for the penis is the Kegelmale Trainer, which is draped over the penis during an erection and the user is to manipulate his organ in a repetitive lifting motion as he would his biceps. WHAT? This can't be for real! Anyway, these and other products promise a range pf benefits, often extending to enhance penis size and an improved look, although such results are highly unlikely in one case and highly subjective in the other. 

     As far as the real benefits, you'll have improved bladder control and enhanced sexual pleasure is to be expected. Well, that's according to Dr. Andrew Siegel, a urologist, surgeon, professor and co-founder of the Private Gym. According to Dr. Siegel, E.D. and premature ejaculation increase with age due to a weakening of the male pelvic floor muscles that occurs usually as the 30s approach. He describes this further on his website. He also adds that men and women can perform Kegels without any devices by repeated constrictions of the muscles used to stop the flow of urine. In fact, I'm doing them as I write. 

      Check out this lovely video about the Private Gym, LLC:




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