THE ACCIDENTAL TOURISTS

I read this story yesterday morning and thought it was absolutely crazy! Of course, since it is about marijuana, I needed to share this with. Anyway, it turns out; a Florida couple accidentally hauled an 11-pound stash of marijuana home all the way from Louisiana. And they didn't even get caught! They turned it in! What the hell were they thinking?

 The Key Largo husband and wife carried the contraband of pot throughout a 900-mile journey before arriving to their home in Florida, popped open two mysterious suitcases and discovered the bags of weed inside. The alarmed couple quickly called the local sheriff's office. Is anyone else asking themselves, "Why did they call the police?" No? I'm the only one asking that? Monroe County Sheriff Sergeant Al Ramirez said in a statement, "This could have been really bad. These people were traveling all over with this stuff in their truck. If they had been pulled over with it, they could have wound up in jail and their truck may have been seized."

This odd case of the accidental smugglers began in July when a confusing package arrived at one of the couple's rental properties in Louisiana. A housekeeper informed the husband, who in turn told her to ship it back to UPS, which she did, but the box was later shipped back to the rental and she put the box back inside. The box remained at the rental property until the husband and wife recently took a trip to check on several of their vacation properties. They opened the box only to find two locked blue suitcases inside. Thinking that the bags were just lost luggage being returned to someone, they just tossed them in their truck and decided to deal with them later. 

When later came and they finally decided to cut off the locks open at home, that is when they discovered the two sealed bags stuffed with Mary Jane. They called the sheriff immediately on Wednesday. Sergeant Ramirez said the marijuana was confiscated and would be destroyed. Yeah, right! I'm sure it was confiscated, but it was certainly wasn't destroyed. I'm sure Ramirez and his homeboys felt they hit the jackpot, which is the same way I would've reacted if I opened that luggage and found 11-pounds of marijuana staring me in the face. The only way this weed was being destroyed was through my lungs!

DON'TCHOO PHOTOBOMB US!

First off, my apologies now; this will be the last blog for a week. Buzzkill Tim is a getting some much needed time off, but I do really appreciate you for tuning in every day. Now, wanting to leave you off with a bang, I did find a story about a Geek Squad employee, who stole some girl's nude photos off of her laptop and distributed them online, but then this story came up and I had to write about it because you've done it and I've done it. 

We've all photobombed someone's picture before right? You know, where you jump into someone else's posed photo without them knowing it. Well, these three monsters decided to give an innocent man a beat down for accidentally photobombing their picture. That's right! Terrell Moore, Lindsye Newton and Bryanna Warren from Denver, Colorado are facing charges for beating a man unconscious after he accidentally stepped into the frame of one of their photos. The unidentified victim suffered facial damage, intracranial hemorrhaging and permanent blindness in his right eye. 

The incident happened in the early morning hours of May 11, when the man accidentally stepped into the shot outside a bar and infuriated Bryanna Warren, who began arguing with and pushing the man around. The man would push back to get the intoxicated Warren off of him, but Warren and her buddy, Lindsye Newton decided to trail the victim, while lobbing insults at him and belittling him. For what? Accidentally, stepping into your shot? These two needed to get over themselves. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! It's not like the guy stepped into their shot and threw out "Jazz Hands" or something. Anyway, the man would eventually grow tired of the insults and this time pushed both women away. This is when their male friend, Terrell Moore, stepped in and allegedly punched the victim unconscious. 

A police officer, who witnessed the blow, tried to protect the sprawled out man, but Newton kept pummeling him with her purse, even though the guy was already out cold. Kick him while he's down, you piece of crap! Moore is being charged with second-degree assault and causing serious bodily injury. Newton and Warren are each being charged with third-degree assault on an at-risk adult "for allegedly continuing to assault the victim while he was lying unconscious on the ground." The trio is set to appear in a Denver Courtroom on August 22 and 23.

I hope these three go to jail for while. Who acts like that? In this day and age of digital cameras, you can take as many photos as you want. If someone stepped in your shot, just hit the "delete" button! It's not a big deal and not worth beating someone up over it. These were just some low-class scum, who have no business being a part of society. Throw them in jail with the rest of the animals if they choose to act like one. I also feel that if Moore was a real man with common sense, he would've told the two women to cut the crap rather than hit a guy for ''accidentally" walking into their shot. Absolutely ridiculous!