JOGGER KNOCKS UNCONSCIOUS BY A FLYING DEER?.....PRANCER?

27-year-old, Krystine Rivera might run like a deer, but she is certainly no match for one. It turns out; Rivera, from Ashburn, Virginia, was on the final leg of a 7-mile run near her home when an airborne deer allegedly knocked her unconscious Thursday evening around 6 p.m. Okay, now I'm not saying not to go jogging, but by 6 p.m., isn't it too dark out at that point to go jogging? Ever hear of a gym with a treadmill?

Rivera was apparently a sitting duck when an SUV struck the buck and in a stroke of bad luck, sent him flying toward the young athlete beside Claiborne Parkway. All she remembers is running one minute and then coming to in an ambulance the next minute. She says, “I was running, then I was on the ground and then I was listening to the paramedic. I'm surprised I made it out alive." 

The gigantic mammal cut the 5-foot tall runner's run short at five miles, slashing her scalp, bruising her right know and giving her a concussion. Sounds to me like Prancer kicker her ass! Rivera, an administrative analyst, started running around five years ago and participates in marathons and leads runs for local fitness clubs. She thought a run after a stressful day at work might help cheer her up. While she was on the ground, a passerby called 911 and used her cell phone to contact her family and boyfriend. 

Rivera and the 71-year-old driver, who struck the deer, were both treated at Inova Loudoun Hospital and released. Unfortunately, the deer died on the spot. Rivera intends to continue running the route, though she admits that she will have to keep her eye open for more flying deer in the future. Talk about your freak accidents, huh? Let this be a lesson to those who jog at night. You have to be aware of your surroundings at all times! You never know what will jump out at you!

DON'TCHOO PHOTOBOMB US!

First off, my apologies now; this will be the last blog for a week. Buzzkill Tim is a getting some much needed time off, but I do really appreciate you for tuning in every day. Now, wanting to leave you off with a bang, I did find a story about a Geek Squad employee, who stole some girl's nude photos off of her laptop and distributed them online, but then this story came up and I had to write about it because you've done it and I've done it. 

We've all photobombed someone's picture before right? You know, where you jump into someone else's posed photo without them knowing it. Well, these three monsters decided to give an innocent man a beat down for accidentally photobombing their picture. That's right! Terrell Moore, Lindsye Newton and Bryanna Warren from Denver, Colorado are facing charges for beating a man unconscious after he accidentally stepped into the frame of one of their photos. The unidentified victim suffered facial damage, intracranial hemorrhaging and permanent blindness in his right eye. 

The incident happened in the early morning hours of May 11, when the man accidentally stepped into the shot outside a bar and infuriated Bryanna Warren, who began arguing with and pushing the man around. The man would push back to get the intoxicated Warren off of him, but Warren and her buddy, Lindsye Newton decided to trail the victim, while lobbing insults at him and belittling him. For what? Accidentally, stepping into your shot? These two needed to get over themselves. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! It's not like the guy stepped into their shot and threw out "Jazz Hands" or something. Anyway, the man would eventually grow tired of the insults and this time pushed both women away. This is when their male friend, Terrell Moore, stepped in and allegedly punched the victim unconscious. 

A police officer, who witnessed the blow, tried to protect the sprawled out man, but Newton kept pummeling him with her purse, even though the guy was already out cold. Kick him while he's down, you piece of crap! Moore is being charged with second-degree assault and causing serious bodily injury. Newton and Warren are each being charged with third-degree assault on an at-risk adult "for allegedly continuing to assault the victim while he was lying unconscious on the ground." The trio is set to appear in a Denver Courtroom on August 22 and 23.

I hope these three go to jail for while. Who acts like that? In this day and age of digital cameras, you can take as many photos as you want. If someone stepped in your shot, just hit the "delete" button! It's not a big deal and not worth beating someone up over it. These were just some low-class scum, who have no business being a part of society. Throw them in jail with the rest of the animals if they choose to act like one. I also feel that if Moore was a real man with common sense, he would've told the two women to cut the crap rather than hit a guy for ''accidentally" walking into their shot. Absolutely ridiculous!