PORN STARS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

      Is it fair for a bank to not do business with you because of your career choice? I mean a bank is a bank, right? They're supposed to be a safe haven for your life's savings. To be honest, most criminals, or those making money illegally, wouldn't typically open a bank account, wouldn't you say? 

     Well, Chase bank, which is actually my old bank that I had to close because there are no Chase banks where I live, have been giving a handful of porn stars a raw deal. How so? Well, adult film starlets, like Penthouse Pet Teagan Presley, "Cougarland" star Veronica Avluv and "Whitehouse Orgy" (great flick!...I mean...So, I heard!) actress Layton Benton, took to Twitter recently bashing the bank over their recent account closures, which have allegedly been connected to their careers of choice. Presley, whose real name is Ashley Erickson, said that her April 16 letter gave no reason for her account termination. Chase also closed her husband's personal account and their two business accounts, including one of their studios Skinworxxx. This is weird because usually banks like it when there is a lot of money coming into their branches. If Presley and her husband had four to five accounts open with Chase, wouldn't that be a good thing? I have to be honest, I'm kind of happy that I closed my account with Chase after reading this. Who wants to keep their money with a bunch of judgmental people. 

     Presley says that she's upset and in shock that this is even happening because she's not doing anything illegal. As I said earlier, if she was doing anything earlier, her cash would have been stashed underneath her mattress. Her husband, Josh Lehman said, "I've heard three different reasons. When I went into our branch, they said it was the nature of our business. When I called, they said they were closing my personal account because my wife is an 'infamous' adult star. When I talked to my branch again, they said it wasn't because we were in the adult industry but because we did business with a convicted felon." Seriously, Chase bank? Who cares? Does it really matter where the money is coming from? If there is money there, you should be more than happy to house it. I'm sure T.D. Bank, Wells Fargo or Bank of America will be more than happy to house the money of adult film stars. When did Chase bank become a communist bank? 

     Lehman said that he and others have contacted an industry lawyer to explore legal action. He also said, "We're waiting to see, but I honestly doubt we can do anything. It's not fair. We're a family with kids. We don't do anything bad." It's true! There are hardened criminals out there and Chase is discriminating against those making an honest living when it shouldn't even matter where the money comes from. This is truly disgusting! In the meantime, Presley and Lehman have moved their business to Wells Fargo, where I'm sure they will be better off. Presley said, "I'm really sad because I loved Chase. I travel to dance every Thursday through Sunday, and I loved their fraud prevention app because I might do banking in a different state each day. This is very disheartening." 

     Obviously, Chase has not commented on the claims, but did you really expect them to? This is a horrible and judgmental decision on the part of chase. I'm sure these adult film stars have pumped millions into the bank. I'm not a banker by any means, but when millions are coming into my bank, why would I stop it? It makes no sense! Whomever is running Chase needs to be put down and taken out of the industry because the main focus of a bank should be money and not the careers of their patrons. Next, you'll see Chase closing terminating the account of a legal marijuana dispenser because they are selling marijuana. That is so stupid!

BIG MAMA

Did anyone see this story yesterday? Apparently, this adult film star with O-cup sized boobs is now realizing that bigger doesn't necessarily mean better. 

Porn actress, Elizabeth Starr, 43, underwent a controversial surgery to get her boobs dramatically enlarged, hoping that they would help her flailing career. Some years later, Starr says that she's paying the price. I wonder if she's suffering from back pain because my back hurts just looking at all that weight she has to carry around every day. Why would you do this to yourself? Coming from a boob man, this isn't the least bit attractive. 

Doctors told Starr that unless she undergoes a double mastectomy, she runs the risk of blood clots and infections. Starr states, "There is so much scar tissue in my breasts, it's affecting the blood flow to the body and could cause a fatal blood clot. Basically, I'm a ticking time bomb because anything could happen to me. I'm so scared." Well, I hate to be the bad cop, but you shouldn't have enlarged them by a hundred!

In 1999, Starr paid 3,000 pounds, which converts to $5,000 USD today, for polypropylene breast implants, also known as string implants. This procedure involves putting synthetic polypropylene "strings" into the breast. The strings generate fluid production and then absorb the fluid, causing the breasts to continuously expand over time. The implants were banned in the U.S. and Europe a few years after Starr's operation. 

Starr, who lives in L.A. claims that she began suffering from complications 'within days' of the operation. She had the strings removed from her right boob after a painful infection, then had a saline implant put in to even out her chest. It requires a staggering 4 liters of fluid to measure up. The mother of two, who's spent hundreds of thousands on reconstructive surgery to fix complications, says she's in constant pain and finds it difficult to perform simple tasks like getting dressed. I'm sure there's no shortage of milk in that house, though! 

Her reconstructive surgeon for the past 8 years claims that Starr's future "is uncertain." He says that over the years, he's seen cases of polypropylene string implants, but he's never seen a case like Starr's. He's even presented her case at the local medical society and the sentiment was that she needed a double mastectomy. In other words, both boobs must be removed, an option that Starr says is impossible because it would take away her livelihood and she wouldn't know what else to do if she didn't have her breasts. This might be the dumbest woman on the planet. If I had boobs (which I did wish I had) and they were causing me health issues and could possibly be the cause of my death, you're damn right; I would get those things taken out! She doesn't know what she would do? How about quit porn and get real job to provide for your two kids. This chick is nuts and if she doesn't get her problem(s) removed, how can anyone have any sympathy for her. She should at least do it for her kids' sake!