BENZ OVER ROB FORD....TORONTO HAS A NEW MAYORAL CANDIDATE!

     I'm not sure about you, but it looks like it might be time to move to Toronto! I'm not sure if this is just a stunt or not, but the Toronto mayoral race just got a bit sexier and current crack-smoking Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, is going to be given a run for his money. 

     The crack-smoking, free-wheeling lawmaker is now facing a challenge from blonde bombshell porn star, Nikki Benz, who formally announced her candidacy this Wednesday. Yes! Benz, whose videography includes "Strap On Sally 20" and "Meet the Fuckers 6," told the media that she would do a better job than Ford, who is currently in drug rehab, at running Canada's largest city. She said, "I can do a great job running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it." Benz went on to add that she would lower taxes and seriously work to bring the adult-film industry to Toronto. Now, the 18-year-old mentality that I have says, "Time to move to Toronto because that city will be awesome with low taxes and porn!" The grown-up side of me is shaking my head and sadly saying, "If she gets elected, that city is doomed!" Then again, could it get any worse than a crackhead mayor? Benz went on to say that the porn industry would generate a lot of profit for the city. Um, how is that again? 

     Benz, who appeared in 217 adult films as well as smut-mags Penthouse and Hustler, has also pledged to make National Masturbation Day, May 7, a civic holiday. The 32-year-old former Penthouse "Pet of the Year" hasn't officially registered as a candidate, but when she does, she will be the city's 55th mayoral candidate for the October 27 election. Others candidates include an indie rock singer, a lawyer and a clown. At least Toronto is taking their mayoral race seriously. I mean Nikki Benz does have coveted awards like "Best Tease Performance of 2006", "Best Three-Way Sex Scene of 2008", and the "Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene of 2010." Why not add the mayor of Toronto to those honors? 

     The Double-D dynamo has already created quite a buzz and attracted a healthy amount of supporters with her eye-grabbing slogans posted on her Twitter account along with some barely-safe-for-work photos. One slogan reads, "Trade in your Ford for a Benz." Wow! I have to admit...pretty creative! Another slogan read, "I may lower my top now, and as Toronto Mayor, I'll lower property taxes." 

     Rob Ford, who was caught on video smoking crack cocaine, has been in a drug rehab facility for at least the past several weeks. He also announced earlier this month that he would take a break from his reelection campaign to seek help for his drinking and drug abuse. I have to say, Toronto is royally screwed! Drug addict mayor to porn star mayor. Hmmm...Tough choice! I'm really curious to see how this all unfolds because what if Toronto really is that dumb and elect Benz into office? Then what? Does Toronto become the new Vegas? I guess we'll just have to wait and see, right? I can always say that I've seen the mayor of Toronto in all her glory!
     

BIG MAMA

Did anyone see this story yesterday? Apparently, this adult film star with O-cup sized boobs is now realizing that bigger doesn't necessarily mean better. 

Porn actress, Elizabeth Starr, 43, underwent a controversial surgery to get her boobs dramatically enlarged, hoping that they would help her flailing career. Some years later, Starr says that she's paying the price. I wonder if she's suffering from back pain because my back hurts just looking at all that weight she has to carry around every day. Why would you do this to yourself? Coming from a boob man, this isn't the least bit attractive. 

Doctors told Starr that unless she undergoes a double mastectomy, she runs the risk of blood clots and infections. Starr states, "There is so much scar tissue in my breasts, it's affecting the blood flow to the body and could cause a fatal blood clot. Basically, I'm a ticking time bomb because anything could happen to me. I'm so scared." Well, I hate to be the bad cop, but you shouldn't have enlarged them by a hundred!

In 1999, Starr paid 3,000 pounds, which converts to $5,000 USD today, for polypropylene breast implants, also known as string implants. This procedure involves putting synthetic polypropylene "strings" into the breast. The strings generate fluid production and then absorb the fluid, causing the breasts to continuously expand over time. The implants were banned in the U.S. and Europe a few years after Starr's operation. 

Starr, who lives in L.A. claims that she began suffering from complications 'within days' of the operation. She had the strings removed from her right boob after a painful infection, then had a saline implant put in to even out her chest. It requires a staggering 4 liters of fluid to measure up. The mother of two, who's spent hundreds of thousands on reconstructive surgery to fix complications, says she's in constant pain and finds it difficult to perform simple tasks like getting dressed. I'm sure there's no shortage of milk in that house, though! 

Her reconstructive surgeon for the past 8 years claims that Starr's future "is uncertain." He says that over the years, he's seen cases of polypropylene string implants, but he's never seen a case like Starr's. He's even presented her case at the local medical society and the sentiment was that she needed a double mastectomy. In other words, both boobs must be removed, an option that Starr says is impossible because it would take away her livelihood and she wouldn't know what else to do if she didn't have her breasts. This might be the dumbest woman on the planet. If I had boobs (which I did wish I had) and they were causing me health issues and could possibly be the cause of my death, you're damn right; I would get those things taken out! She doesn't know what she would do? How about quit porn and get real job to provide for your two kids. This chick is nuts and if she doesn't get her problem(s) removed, how can anyone have any sympathy for her. She should at least do it for her kids' sake!

 

INCEST IS NOT ALWAYS BEST.....

Get those barf bags out because this story is going to get you absolutely disgusted! Don't say that I didn't warn you! So, anyway, an aspiring porn star and her father were arrested this past Monday after a DNA test proved that they had a sexual relationship that resulted in a child. Are you sick yet? Can you imagine? "This is your daddy/granddaddy!" What the hell?

The aspiring porn actress, and I use that term loosely, 23-year-old Tiffany Hartford, and her father George Sayers Jr. of Bethel, Connecticut denied even knowing that they were father and daughter, but information provided by Hartford's ex-girlfriend suggested otherwise. Hartford, who told police that she wanted to star in porn before she got pregnant, supposedly, introduced Sayers to her ex-girlfriend as her "husband/father." Okay, first of all, I can't get over the whole porn star deal. Has she looked in the mirror? She is not even porn star material! Look at her! I don't even think she'd make the cut in amateur porn, she's so gross! Secondly, "this is my husband/father"? I only have one word for that..."Ew!" The unidentified ex-girlfriend consented to having Sayers take photos and video of her and Hartford having sex, but not to have the photos and videos distributed.  

When the ex-girlfriend discovered Sayers was allegedly selling the videos for $40 and pictures for $5, she contacted the authorities immediately and they've been investigating the allegations since February. The pornographic footage is not considered child porn since the women were at least 16 years old at the time. Sayers' computer allegedly contained more sexually provocative footage, which was uncovered during a police search. This was also when the police uncovered that this was a case of incest when they analyzed the DNA of Hartford, Sayers and their child. The couple pleaded not guilty to third degree sexual assault, obscenity and conspiracy for the photo distribution. 

Okay, here is my take on this situation. Except for the fact that Sayers distributed the pornographic material without the ex-girlfriend's consent, this couple really hasn't done anything wrong! It's not illegal to have a sexual relationship with your parent, nor is it illegal to have a child from that relationship. Is it absolutely disgusting and gross? HELL YES! It takes 'being trashy' to a whole new level, but it's not illegal. Filming pornographic material? Not illegal! To each his own, right? If that's what they choose to do, that's what they choose to do. Who are we to judge? But when you include another party and decide to distribute the material without their consent…That is highly illegal! I need to go throw up now! I can't believe that I just said all that!