The crack-smoking, free-wheeling lawmaker is now facing a challenge from blonde bombshell porn star, Nikki Benz, who formally announced her candidacy this Wednesday. Yes! Benz, whose videography includes "Strap On Sally 20" and "Meet the Fuckers 6," told the media that she would do a better job than Ford, who is currently in drug rehab, at running Canada's largest city. She said, "I can do a great job running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it." Benz went on to add that she would lower taxes and seriously work to bring the adult-film industry to Toronto. Now, the 18-year-old mentality that I have says, "Time to move to Toronto because that city will be awesome with low taxes and porn!" The grown-up side of me is shaking my head and sadly saying, "If she gets elected, that city is doomed!" Then again, could it get any worse than a crackhead mayor? Benz went on to say that the porn industry would generate a lot of profit for the city. Um, how is that again?
Benz, who appeared in 217 adult films as well as smut-mags Penthouse and Hustler, has also pledged to make National Masturbation Day, May 7, a civic holiday. The 32-year-old former Penthouse "Pet of the Year" hasn't officially registered as a candidate, but when she does, she will be the city's 55th mayoral candidate for the October 27 election. Others candidates include an indie rock singer, a lawyer and a clown. At least Toronto is taking their mayoral race seriously. I mean Nikki Benz does have coveted awards like "Best Tease Performance of 2006", "Best Three-Way Sex Scene of 2008", and the "Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene of 2010." Why not add the mayor of Toronto to those honors?
The Double-D dynamo has already created quite a buzz and attracted a healthy amount of supporters with her eye-grabbing slogans posted on her Twitter account along with some barely-safe-for-work photos. One slogan reads, "Trade in your Ford for a Benz." Wow! I have to admit...pretty creative! Another slogan read, "I may lower my top now, and as Toronto Mayor, I'll lower property taxes."
Rob Ford, who was caught on video smoking crack cocaine, has been in a drug rehab facility for at least the past several weeks. He also announced earlier this month that he would take a break from his reelection campaign to seek help for his drinking and drug abuse. I have to say, Toronto is royally screwed! Drug addict mayor to porn star mayor. Hmmm...Tough choice! I'm really curious to see how this all unfolds because what if Toronto really is that dumb and elect Benz into office? Then what? Does Toronto become the new Vegas? I guess we'll just have to wait and see, right? I can always say that I've seen the mayor of Toronto in all her glory!
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