NON-VIRGIN AIRLINES

     We all know about the mile-high club, right? Well, today's buzzkiller really took the mile-high club to a new level. Normally, when a couple sneaks into the bathroom to join this club, it's usually a discreet act. Well, a drunken British woman flying to Las Vegas, the city of sin, with her parents on Virgin Airlines, of all airlines, was cuffed after loudly joining the elite sex club with a fellow passenger.

     The frisky flier, who is in her 20s, was reportedly busted romping in the restroom on the Virgin flight from London's Gatwick Airport last week. Attendants are said to have busted down the door after receiving complaints about the loud sex noises the couple were making. Apparently, the woman, who still has not been identified, was howling like a dog in heat. She was allegedly had to be cuffed to her seat after screaming obscenities at the flight crew. Her parents must be so proud. Upon touching down in Sin City, the woman was hauled off the plane by police, but after being questioned, she was released with a warning. A warning? Not even a fine? What did they warn her? "Don't do it again!" Come on! They probably just warned her because they have the whole thing on video and that's better than any fine she can pay. 

     One passenger said the woman was traveling with her mom and dad when she started getting steamy with the man in the seat next to hers. She dragged him into the bathroom, or into the loo as she calls it, and things got really loud. How can people hear the sex noises over the loud engine of the plane though. She must've been really loud! That is awesome! The passenger went on to say that the cabin crew forced the door open. Then she really kicked off, screaming drunken obscenities at them and that they had to shackle her to her seat. 

     No word, on if the woman already knew the man or if they met on the aircraft. Who cares? The screaming on the plane is still pretty hot! What gets me is that she did this on Virgin Airlines of all planes to do it on and she did this on her way to the city of sin. You can't make this stuff up! Best of all, her mom and dad were with her, which makes this story even more incredible! Like they say, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!" Oh wait, she didn't make it to Vegas yet at that point. Oh, well!