HAS ANYONE SEEN MY VIBRATOR?

     Who would have thought that being constipated could have led to this? So, apparently, an un-named California man who complained to doctors that he was constipated, later found out that he had a running vibrator stuck inside his large intestine. Now, I'm not sure how true this story is, but it is absolutely nuts nonetheless. I mean why would a man have a running vibrator inside of him? I mean I could understand if it was a woman or something. And then if it was running as they say it was, how did he not feel something vibrating inside his body? Did he just think that his stomach was rumbling, but he couldn't shit?  It makes no sense!

     Anyway, the red-faced patient unsurprisingly failed to tell medics the whole entire story when he showed up at the ER in Fresno, California, but an X-ray soon revealed that a sex game with his wife allegedly got wildly out of hand. What the hell does that mean? They were playing a sex game, so she had to shove her vibrator up his ass and it got stuck in there, so they decided not to tell anyone about it? Gee, that was brilliant! Nurse Stevey Pope, who treated the man, said, "We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine. This is the first time I've ever encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody." Yeah, no kidding! That's because no one in their right mind would leave running vibrator shoved up their anal cavity!

     Pope went onto say that had they not removed the gadget, the man could have suffered serious injuries. You think? The guy couldn't crap! That's some serious blockage. Pope said, "It could lead to internal bleeding, infection and major abdominal surgery, colostomy bags and feeding tubes. I have to admit, this all seems a little far-fetched, but really funny. There was a recreation of this event on the TLC channel, who also revealed last week a woman being hospitalized for putting Pop Rocks into her vagina during sex to create an explosive performance for her lover. Come on! I mean, I don't work in the ER, and I'm sure they see crazy things like this everyday, but seriously? Pop Rocks in the va-jay-jay and a running vibrator stuck in a man's intestines? It sounds to me there are some pretty creative writers out there looking for ratings and viewership. What does everyone else think?