I SWORE I WAS WEARING A CONDOM WHEN I WAS COOKING.....WHERE DID IT GO?

     All I could think of when I read this story was why does this stuff keep happening in China? It's so disgusting and makes us people of Chinese decent look pretty bad. Anyway, a Chinese diner thought her calamari was a bit too chewy. After spitting it out, she was disgusted when she found out the squid she'd been chewing on was actually a condom. Yup! As if the photo of this dish wasn't disgusting enough. 

  

     Mai Liang was halfway through her seafood-dish at an Anhui province restaurant when she discovered the "rubbery" ring in her mouth was actually a rubber. She says, "Imagine my horror when I turned it over with my fork and it turned out to be a contraceptive. It was disgusting. My first horrific thought was: Is it used?" Sick to her stomach, Liang complained to the wait staff. 

     The owner of the restaurant, Yi Ze Teng, came over to see what the commotion was about and then angrily accused Liang of planting the prophylactic in her food to get a free meal. Hey, to be honest, I wouldn't put it past someone to do something like that, but in this instance, I don't think Liang actually planted it. Why would she put something in her mouth that she planted? This is, however, a great idea for the next time I want to get a free meal! I'm only kidding! That is so low-class! Anyway, according to Liang, Teng told her that she would eat the condom herself if they left the matter as is and didn't sue the restaurant. Let's just say that Teng proceeded to eat the birth control device to keep her customers satisfied. 

     Liang chose not to keep her word and is now talking to lawyers to sue the restaurant. Why wouldn't she? That is absolutely disgusting! Plus, you don't know if the rubber was used or not. So not only are you eating the spermicide that they put on condoms, but you might be eating any of the love juices that were in it. If it was a gay cook, I don't even want to tell you what might've ended up in your food. Any way you slice it, this is gross and a lawsuit is the right thing. Just because the owner ate the condom, that shouldn't mean anything. That's on her and she is just as disgusting as her restaurant. 

STILL 'CLUELESS' AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

My friend, Candi, sent me this story a couple of weeks ago because she thought it would be perfect to rant about in my blog. I tried to stay away from it only because it was about a celebrity, and that's what the newly trimmed down Perez Hilton is for. I like to write about weird stuff that gets overlooked in the newspapers, but for the love of God, Alicia Silverstone! Really? People have been talking for weeks about Silverstone pre-chewing her baby's food and then feeding it to him directly from her own mouth. Ew! Even if my mom was Kate Upton, I wouldn't want her chewing my food and then spitting it into my mouth. Only birds do that!

Well, Silverstone is standing up to critics who don't agree with her mouth-to-mouth feeding method for her 11-month-old son, Bear. Since the video of her chewing food and then feeding it directly to Bear went viral, the Clueless actress remained quiet, despite the backlash she received over the controversial feeding technique......Until now!

Silverstone, who was in New York City to promote her upcoming flick, Vamps, told an audience during a Q&A session, “I wasn't saying this was anything somebody should do. I wasn't trying to be independent or cause such a ruckus, but I'm very glad that I did it." Silverstone went on to explain the debatable feeding method called premastication, saying that it is used as a weaning process and that 'people have been feeding their kids that way for thousands of years.' WHAT? I'd like to see a show of hands as to who's been fed like this when they were babies. Maybe she was thinking before the Ice Age or before utensils was invented? I don't get it!

She also said, "He attacks my mouth and I think it's adorable. He knows how to use his hands and he also eats regular food, so when babies are weaning, he still breast-feeds. Some people think that's disgusting too, which is insane." At 11-months! I only have nieces and nephews and I don't think that my sister was still breast feeding at 11-months! Alicia Silverstone has lost her mind. This is one celebrity who has gone Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs! Just the thought of chewed food going into my mouth, right now, is giving me the creeps.

Experts have mixed opinions on whether Silverstone's quirky feeding method is actually good for her son. Some say children receive essential enzymes from pre-chewed food that help their immune systems and digestion, while others warn that the mouth-to-mouth method can spread disease. One doctor took the middle road saying that for conventional germs, this is not a big issue, but in the same breath, he went onto say that when we kiss our babies, the bugs that we all have in our mouths are likely to be transmitted to the babies! Absolutely disgusting!

I have a question to those reading this, though. Would you rather see a woman breast-feeding her baby in public? Or would you rather see someone like Alicia Silverstone chewing her baby's food and then dropping it into his mouth in public? I have to say that I'd rather see neither, but if I had to pick, I would say the breast feeding in public because this way, at least, you might see a little boobage.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BLONDE GOES ON A RACIST RANT ON FACEBOOK?

 Normally, blondes that look like the girl on the right are, stereotypically, pretty dumb. Well, why should this instance be any different? To be honest, this story is almost like a real life blonde joke! Did you hear about the blonde bartender who went on a racist rant using her Facebook page? Ha-ha! She got fired! Idiot!

It's turns out; Jessica Elizabeth (probably not her real name), now an ex-bartender at Proof, a high-end Chicago night club, lost her job after she started a conversation on her Facebook page about African Americans, dropping the N word like it was going out of style and calling them "apes" and "f**king animals." Woah! Really? On Facebook? Did Miss Elizabeth (Ha! Not Macho Man's Miss Elizabeth R.I.P.) not realize that she was on a public social media site, where everyone can read her random thoughts? In this case, her racist random thoughts like: "Wow, so insane how one race of people can be so f**king incompetent and disgusting!" Can you picture this coming out of this girl’s fingers?

Here's the best part, though! Surprisingly, several of her Facebook friends seemed to feel the same way and joined in with the racist rants of their own. One of her friends wrote, "Wanna beat them up? Because I'd like to, with some of them." Elizabeth responded with "I just dropped one on her f**king nasty face and huge nose. They really are apes and must not be fully developed." Wow! I have to admit that I can be pretty racist from time to time, but in a joking manner. I'm not out to hurt anyone's feelings, but this girl puts me to shame! She is unbelievable!

Finally, one of her friends, who also seemed to work for the nightclub, and actually had somewhat of a resemblance to a brain, piped in that something was wrong with Elizabeth's rant, as she wrote: "Hey Hitler! This is in violation of your social media contract. Please remove it ASAP." Miss Elizabeth, clearly not understanding her friend's warning or that he Facebook page was public for everyone to see, replied, "r u joking? I have a life outside of the club." What an idiot! Nothing there said that she wasn't allowed to have a life outside of the club, but everybody can see her racist rants. I love how dumb people can be!

Proof owner, Mike Bloem said in a statement, "Proof would like to confirm its belief in equality, fairness and tolerance to all our friends and partners. Sadly, on occasion, we are all exposed to ignorance and racism. We believe that by continuing to be true to our ideals and leading through our actions that each of us can be an agent for positive change." And then Jessica Elizabeth was fired.

You can't totally blame Jessica Elizabeth for her racist feelings. They had to come from her upbringing. Her parents were probably racist and maybe she thought that it was okay to speak like this. I have to be really honest, though, after looking at her photo, I didn't think a girl that looked like her even knew how to type or use a computer. How is that for stereotyping, Jessica? You dingbat!





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