Those of you who personally know me, know that I have this extremely rare phobia of "little people." Don't ask me why because I really have the faintest idea. Hey, some of you are deathly afraid of heights, clowns, bugs, etc. Do you hear me asking you why you're afraid of those things? Then don't ask!
Anyway, my point in explaining my phobia was so you knew how difficult it was for me to tell you this story about this "little" Kansas man, who allegedly drove to Florida without a bathroom break when he realized a teen girl from the sunny state was willing to have sex with him. Did he hole his pee, you ask? Wait! It gets better! So, 40-year-old, Christopher Lanning, was reportedly so horny and in a fit of passion that he urinated into a bottle during his 18-hour drive from Kansas City. The stench inside his car chocked the cops who nabbed him at a Longwood, Florida gas station on Tuesday. According to Longwood Police, the stench was "pretty bad."
Lanning, who has dwarfism (yuck), thought he was chatting up a 14-year-old girl from a Seminole County high school, when he was in fact, speaking to an undercover police officer who was part of a sting operation that started in March. The undercover officer said that Lanning contacted them.
Lanning is facing a number of charges, including traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor. Wait! Does that mean he was sending pictures of his penis to her? I think I just threw up in my mouth! Is it possible that Lanning was going after a young girl because she would be the same height as he is? Or do you think that he is generally just a dwarf who suffers from pedophilia also? He was booked into Seminole County Jail on $15,300 bond and a judge banned him from using the computer or Internet. His arraignment is set for May 20. While he was in court on Wednesday, Lanning admitted he had blundered by saying, "I made a major mistake in judgement." This whole story creeps me out, so my apologies for keeping this blog so "short!"
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Wednesday, March 19, 2014
THE CRAIGSLIST BARTER
Say hello to Stan Syring. This sicko did something on Craigslist that I have not been able to stop laughing about all morning. First, I'd like to explain the term to barter. Back in the day, bartering was a system of exchanging goods or services to obtain other goods and services without using a medium of exchange, such as money. Now, that being said; Syring, who's from Iowa, was in need of a 16-foot trailer for a flat-bottom boat, so he went on Craigslist and posted an ad proposing a "barter" deal on the site's "For Sale/Wanted" section.
What Syring offered to barter is what got him into trouble and still has me cracking up over here. The 37-year-old married father's Craigslist post, noted that the boat trailer was needed asap and that he "will trade sex if need be." What? Apparently, Syring could not afford the boat trailer outright, so he decided to offer himself as an extra bonus. My apologies if you just spit your breakfast all over your monitor.
After the Marion Police Department learned of the online ad, they exchanged emails with the Craigslist poster (Syring) discussing whether the offered act would be oral or anal sex. The parties agreed that that detail would be discussed in person when they met. During the alleged meeting with the undercover male officer, Syring offered his services as a partner in a sex act in exchange for the boat trailer. It was never uncovered if he was going to allow oral or anal, but the officer did say that Syring also agreed to give him an extra $25 in addition to the sex act for the used 16-foot boat trailer, which typically sells for several hundred dollars.
Needless to say, Syring was arrested and charged with prostitution, which by the way is my favorite part of this story. This big husky guy was arrested from prostitution. That is hysterical! He was booked on Monday at the Linn County jail on the misdemeanor account and was released the following day. Seriously, though; Can you imagine this guy offering sex for a boat trailer? Can people be that desperate? All I have to say is be careful with that Craigslist. You never know what kind of sicko your going to find out there.
What Syring offered to barter is what got him into trouble and still has me cracking up over here. The 37-year-old married father's Craigslist post, noted that the boat trailer was needed asap and that he "will trade sex if need be." What? Apparently, Syring could not afford the boat trailer outright, so he decided to offer himself as an extra bonus. My apologies if you just spit your breakfast all over your monitor.
After the Marion Police Department learned of the online ad, they exchanged emails with the Craigslist poster (Syring) discussing whether the offered act would be oral or anal sex. The parties agreed that that detail would be discussed in person when they met. During the alleged meeting with the undercover male officer, Syring offered his services as a partner in a sex act in exchange for the boat trailer. It was never uncovered if he was going to allow oral or anal, but the officer did say that Syring also agreed to give him an extra $25 in addition to the sex act for the used 16-foot boat trailer, which typically sells for several hundred dollars.Needless to say, Syring was arrested and charged with prostitution, which by the way is my favorite part of this story. This big husky guy was arrested from prostitution. That is hysterical! He was booked on Monday at the Linn County jail on the misdemeanor account and was released the following day. Seriously, though; Can you imagine this guy offering sex for a boat trailer? Can people be that desperate? All I have to say is be careful with that Craigslist. You never know what kind of sicko your going to find out there.
Monday, April 22, 2013
NAKED COPS BUST 'HAPPY ENDING' PARLOR
These
three women were recently busted for prostitution at a Hallandale Beach massage
parlor in Florida. The real story here is how they got busted. It turns out;
going undercover has never felt so good for a few Florida cops who took it all
off during an undercover prostitution investigation at the massage parlor,
ditching their service weapons and clothes just to make the bust. The three
women who were arrested are being accused of giving more than just shoulder
rubs at the MemeX Massage Parlor.
According
to one officer's report, during one visit, a masseuse they called
"Nikki" ordered the undercover officer to turn over on his back after
a 30-minute massage. She then brushed her hand across his penis and then made
an up-and-down motion with her hand, pantomiming masturbation. The officer,
allegedly, declined the offer and said, "Maybe next time." Notice, I
said "allegedly" because are we supposed to believe that this officer
turned this down? Unless, he's not interested in women, I find this hard to
believe. Then again, looking at these three women, maybe it isn't so hard to
believe! Anyway, what was her price for the "happy ending?" She
reportedly told the officer, "Good tip, good tip!" So, apparently,
there's no extra charge for it as long as you tip her well at the end. I guess
that would result in a 'happy ending' for all involved. The investigation was
enough evidence for police to arrest Ying "Lulu" Zhao, Shu Yuan
"Nikki" Sun, and Yang Wang on suspicion of prostitution and
"NO" I'm not related to any of these women!
The
tactic that the police officers used to catch these women, however, opens
debate on the morality of it. According to a Broward County public defender,
these modes of investigation just may not be worth it. The officers were
exposed and without their weapons or radio. I beg to differ! These cops
definitely had their guns on them and these women wanted to touch them. All
kidding aside, one attorney said, "It forces police to act badly and will
have zero impact on prostitution. It's seedy, back-alley, icky and we don't
want our cops doing that, especially so when it's meaningless." What? How
was this not impactful and meaningful when they just busted three, probably
illegal, immigrants for prostitution? You don't think these women will talk
just to stay in the country. I see them ratting out every massage parlor in
that region of Florida. By the way, Florida ranks third in the U.S. in the
number of reported cases of human trafficking, specifically incidents involving
women from China being held as sex slaves. So, how was this investigation not
impactful and meaningful, again?
Currently,
these is no policy on such tactics and the Hallendale Beach Chief of Police,
Dwayne Flournoy said that the officers were within the bounds of what's allowed
and it's up to the officers to decide how far it goes. He went on to defend his
officers in saying, "Sometimes officers have to make their own moral
decision as it relates what they feel comfortable with, but I have had massages
and they are unclothed. These officers are portraying themselves not as police
but as regular customers." I agree with the chief of police. If these guys
were undercover, they have to remain in character in order to make the bust. I
have to say, though, that I'm still not buying the fact that at least one of
them didn't get the 'happy ending' and is covering it up. Either way, why do we
always find out about these places after they get busted?
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