"CHEAT ON ME AND I'LL DO THE WHOLE TEAM!"

This story cracks me up! Do you remember former Mets pitcher Kris Benson and his wild red hot wife, Anna? She might be most remembered for giving her husband oral sex in the parking lot of Shea Stadium on days that he pitched so that he would be more relaxed on the mound. Remember her now? 

Well, back around 2004-2005 when Kris Benson was still a Met, Anna made a promise on the Howard Stern show that she would have sex with 'everybody' in the organization if she ever caught Kris cheating on her. Well, it looks like it's time to pay the piper, Anna! It turns out; Anna has filed for a divorce in March after, you guessed it, catching her hubby cheating on her with one of her friends. 

Anna told Fox News that she was very sad about this and that Kris was her whole life, and that he just left her for someone else abandoning his family. She went on to say that she was scared and didn't know what she was going to do or how she was going to take care of her kids. How about a career in porn? The Octomom did it, and Anna is way hotter than the Octomom. Anna's fears are a far cry from her fearless comments in 2004 when she told Howard that she 'would do the whole team' as revenge if she discovered Kris cheating. That included coaches, groundskeepers, and the bat boys! Now, that it hot! 

In the Fox News interview, Anna Benson revealed that she learned of her husband's affair by going through his Facebook account. Anna, who is also featured on VH1's reality show "Baseball Wives", said that the affair started with sexy text messages and that the tonality of the messages was not the way you spoke to someone that you were not having sex with. Her alleged friend, who Kris supposedly cheated with, was supposed to be very close to Anna. So close that her mother was the nanny to their kids. Kris and her friend continue to deny the affair. 

 The never-shy Benson made the most of the couple's time in the Big Apple. During the Mets 2005 Christmas party, she showed up in a Mrs. Claus suit that you could've found on any stripper in any strip club during the holiday season. The naughty Santa episode was speculated to have led to Kris Benson's trade to Baltimore a few weeks later. Kris Benson retired from baseball in 2010. 

Now, Anna just sounds like a typical girl who can't keep her promises and makes silly threats. I, personally, would love to see her take on the whole Mets organization. Who knows? She may even land another millionaire to take care of her. The bottom line is that if she ever decided to follow through with her threat, you better lock up that locker room at CitiField!