Get
ready to grab your nuts after you read this story! So, apparently, a Peruvian
teenager, who shot himself in the groin when he was a child, will be undergoing
penis replacement surgery in Miami. Um, what? 17-year-old, Luis Canelos was
9-years-old when the accident almost entirely destroyed his genital region.
Wait a minute! So, this kid from Peru waited 8 years to have this surgery done.
What the hell has he been peeing with for the past 8 years?
In
August, Luis hopes to have a fully functioning penis once the operation is
complete. The surgery, which is called phalloplasty, will be paid for through a
donation from the International Kids Fund Wonderfund, a charity that helps
foreign kids get medical treatment they normally wouldn't be able to afford or
be able to access. Luis's treatment will cost roughly $50,000. Well, that
answers my question about him waiting so long to get this surgery.
The
Canelos family lives in a small remote town in northern Peru, near the borders
of Colombia and Ecuador. Both father and son have never been to the United
States before, but a doctor from the University of Miami heard about Luis's
story and wanted to help him "not because of the physical situation, but
also the emotional side effects that come with the situation." I'd have to
agree with the doctor. If I was that kid, I would ask for a penis that was so
big, John Holmes would've thought he was Chinese. That would totally help my
emotions and my sex life in one fell swoop! This kid has the opportunity to
really become a true legend with this surgery.
During
the phalloplasty, medical teams will build a penis using a small calf bone from
a cadaver. These surgeons have already completed this kind of procedure before,
so Luis is in good hands. In a really sick and twisted way, I kind of want to
see the finished product. Just out of curiosity to see if this kid took
advantage of this penis reconstruction. I swear! You can only find the weirdest
stories on the Internet!
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