This is Brielle Watkins from Gainesville, Florida. She might be the most responsible drunk any of us know. Why do I say that? Well, she was driving while completely intoxicated, but she turned herself in by pulling right into the parking lot of the Alachua County Jail. Was it an accident? Who cares? The point is that she turned herself into the authorities!
33-year-old Watkins tested nearly three times the legal drinking limit for alcohol. She drove her damaged car, which was also missing a tire, right onto the property of the county jail. No word yet on whether Watkins knew which parking lot she was entering, but she would later score a .222 and .215 on two Breathalyzer tests. The legal limit in Florida is .08.
After seeing Watkins pull into their lot, jail officials called the police, who immediately detected a strong odor of alcohol emitting from her mouth. Two bottles of beer were found in the cupholders of her car. She was forced to take a series of sobriety exercises, but did they make her take these exercises for shits and giggles? I mean this woman was clearly obliterated. Wasn't the Breathalyzer proof enough? Watkins was charged with driving under the influence. I say that as long as she didn't hurt or kill anyone and she drove herself straight to the jail, that's okay with me. Sorry, I'm so short today on this blog. I have a crap load of snow to dig out of!
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