SHOW AND TELL?

     Okay, here we go! You guys wanted a teacher-student story and one that was worth telling finally came in. So, are we familiar with Snapchat? It's an app that lets you easily talk with friends, view Live Stories from around the world, and explore news in Discover. Their site claims "Life's more fun when you live in the moment!" Apparently, this statement holds true for 28-year-old Kylie Modisette, a teacher at Huntington School District in Texas. 

     The middle school teacher was arrested after a dirty show-and-tell with one her former students. She admitted on Thursday to Texas Rangers (not the baseball team) that she sent nude photos to a minor on Snapchat. Now, I'm not too well-versed on this app, but I have friends and family who use it and keep trying to get me on it. I keep asking why? I have Facebook and I have Instagram. What do I need Snapchat for? There have been stories like this in the past where teachers would send students naked photos because the photos would disappear after 24-hours or something like that. 

     Au contraire! The 28-year-old educator, once the student's English teacher, sent him a series of sexts in December. The teen, who is now in high school, deleted the raunchy pics from his phone, but not before his buddies took screenshots of the naked teacher and spread them around the school. The screen shots is what does it every time! Not that I have anything to hide, but that app is just silly. 

     The school district's superintendent David Flowers said that Modisette has been placed on administrative leave pending further investigation. He refused to give any more details about the ongoing case. Modisette had been teaching at the middle school for the last 3 1/2 years, until she was arrested on Thursday. I have to say, that I would need to see these photos before I can judge if her punishment was firm enough. Was that too predictable? 

     On her "Rate My Teacher" page, she received one review, with one star in every category except "Easiness," where she received 5 stars. The anonymous reviewer wrote, "She sends nudes to here students." Seriously, so what? It's not like she molested the kid or sexually abused him in any way. I'm sure this kid was already looking at nudie magazines. I know I was when I was his age. She just made it a lot easier for him. I wouldn't mind getting nude text messages from her. Am I right, guys?.....Guys?.....Hello?

     Modisette was charged with misdemeanor distribution of harmful material to a minor and released on a $1500 bond. Wait! Distribution of harmful to a minor? What did she do give him a gun too? Since when is sending a nude photo harmful to one's self? Besides the fact that the kid would be slapping his salami to nude photos of his teacher, what is harmful about the material she distributed? Can anyone answer that? I'm not saying what she did was wrong, but where is the harmful material? Ouch....I'm sorry....A naked photo just beat me up! I don't get it. Unless, she sexually abused the boy, I see no harm here!

TOUCHED BY A BANANA

Who knew that being touched by a banana could be so daunting? Who knew that touching a student with a banana can get you suspended? That's what happened to Jonathan Hampton, a Florida high school teacher who allegedly in inappropriately touched a female student with a banana during class. Now, I didn't say with his banana. I said "a" banana. Hampton was banned from North Marion High School for three days after allegedly rubbing the girl's head and neck with the fruit during a lesson on Freudian symbolism. How ironic! 

 The lecture was supposed to focus on "cylinder objects, phalluses and sex symbols." The female student said she was humiliated by the incident, which she says happened three months ago, but only reported it earlier this month. Um, yeah! That's not too suspicious is it? Sounds like this young lady had three months of plotting behind her. Anyway, Hampton, an English teacher from Citra, Florida, who teaches college-level courses as part of the school's magnet program, denied any wrongdoing. Personally, I don't feel he did anything wrong either. 

Mark Fiedelholtz, Hampton's attorney stepfather, said that there was no evidence of any sexual connotation or physical harm. In fact, Fiedelholtz says, "According to my son, which has not been reported, he doesn't recall ever touching the student with a banana, but if he did it would be to her attention." Now, that I believe! I can't picture a teacher fondling a banana sexually on a female students face in front of a whole class, especially, a respected one like this one. The school district has also backed Hampton's lesson on Freudian psychology, which they say was not inappropriate and followed the curriculum, but in a letter sent to the teacher, who has since returned to work after his three-day suspension from May 13, it warned him that his topics may "often cross the line." What? It's Freud! I'm sorry. Things are not adding up with this girl. It just doesn't make sense and if he really meant something sexual by it, wouldn't he have pursued it after class rather than rubbing a banana on her face and head? I swear kids control everything these days! I guess now we have to be careful of where we place our bananas. 

GROUP SEX WITH A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER...YES!!!!

Are we getting sick of these stories yet? I mean what the hell is going on with these teachers? On one of the last stories that I blogged about a teacher having sex with a student, a Facebook friend commented that this was 'becoming an epidemic!' I'm actually starting to believe that. This story, however, is going to blow your mind because it blasts all of the other teacher-student sex stories out of the water! In this sordid tale, a 28-year-old former Texas high school teacher named Brittni Colleps is being accused of not only having sex with one of her students, but four of her students....AT THE SAME TIME! Apparently, these are no accusations because there is actual video evidence of the group sex because there was another student who filmed with a cell phone camera in the corner of the room. 

A jury watched the shocking video this past Tuesday afternoon in court and though, the cell phone video didn't really reveal the face of the married English teacher of 11 years, one of the students pointed out to jurors a unique tattoo on the women's lower back that was allegedly the same as the teacher's. According to the student's testimony, Colleps told the student who filmed the tryst not to put the light in her eyes. 

Colleps was arrested in May 2011 when investigators were told that she may have engaged in sex acts with several male students and sent explicit text messages and photos to them. The student who testified actually shared hundreds of texts between him and Colleps that became more sexual in nature. They eventually agreed to meet for a sex session with her text reading, "You have something I want!" Is it me or is it getting hot in here? I have to ask again, "Where were these teachers when I was in high school?" The unnamed student also said in court that he had sex with Colleps at least five times in the spring of 2011. Four of those instances included other male students, all of whom were reportedly 18 or older, but it's illegal in Texas for a teacher to engage in sex acts with a student. Wait a minute! 18 or older in high school? Sounds like someone's been left back! 

 Colleps is being accused of pursuing five students and was charged in each case. All five of them are expected to testify in this case. Colleps reportedly turned away while the video was being played for jurors. Here's the best part; the sex romp allegedly occurred in her family's home while her husband and three young children were out! This story keeps getting better and better! One of the victim's testimonies said, "We all started performing oral sex and having sexual intercourse with her." Wait a minute! Since there were four guys in the room and one girl does this mean the guys performed oral on each other while they waited their turn to perform oral on her? Just a thought. If Colleps is convicted, she faces up to 20 years behind bars and a $10,000 fine for each of the five charges.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot another great part of this story. So, Colleps' husband, who is serving in the military, has previously said that he will stand by his wife saying, "I want you to know I love my wife. I have loved her since I laid eyes on her 11 years ago. I have always supported my wife and will continue to support her through this entire ordeal." DUMMY! I wish I can smack this guy in the face and wake him up! Not only did wife commit adultery, but she did it with four guys at the same time on numerous occasions! How can this be okay with him! I would've said, "Nice knowing you! You're on your own, slut!" What an idiot! Then again, maybe that sort of thing turns him on? If that's the case, more power to them!

HOT FOR TEACHER

What's the deal with these scandalous teachers and where the hell were they when I was in high school? Last week, I wrote about a teacher with a porn star past, and this week's headlining story in the paper is about a Brooklyn English teacher who had a hot month-long affair with some Chinese kid! Why couldn't I be that Chinese kid back in the day? Apparently, the school in question has a history of steamy teacher-student romances, with this one being the latest, leading to the moniker of "Horndog High"! I love it!

It turns out; the teacher at the center of the latest Horndog High scandal recently turned herself into the police. Erin Sayar, an English teacher at Brooklyn's now infamous James Madison High School, was arrested on charges that included rape for her sordid affair with a 16-year-old student. Wait a minute! Are we to believe that the 16-year-old didn't want to do this? To me, rape happens when the sex is not consensual, which means he should have been fighting her off, no? And if he couldn't fight off this petite figured teacher that kid has more problems than we think right now! Why is rape even a charge in this case? I think the sex was consensual by both parties.

Anyway, Sayar, who is 35-years-old, married and the mother of a baby girl, allegedly had sex more than half a dozen times late in 2011 with high school junior, Kevin Eng. Wait! Am I related to this kid? I need to find out! Sayar insists she would like to explain herself, but to be honest, what is there to explain? She got caught having an affair with a child. Most boys Kevin's age fantasize about a tryst with their teachers. Then again, most boys Kevin's age fantasize about a tryst with just about any girl.....or boy, whatever tickles their fancy!

 A special school investigator released some of the passionate affair found on Facebook, where Kevin told Miss Sayar, "I love you so much!" and "I always loved you, since last year!" The investigator went on to say that the student was also able to describe tattoos on intimate parts of the teacher's body, and even said he'd had sex with her in her SUV. After initially denying the affair, Eng stated back in March that the pair had engaged in sex on "approximately eight occasions and that two of the occasions were during school hours and on school grounds." The claim also says that the two had engaged in other sex acts, as well. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? The affair came to an end when Eng's girlfriend hacked into his Facebook and found the steamy messages. 

In some legal documents filed this week by Kevin's parents in a Brooklyn Supreme Court, Sayar was also accused of giving her student some pot that she kept in a school file cabinet. If convicted, Sayar can face up to four years in prison. I'm still trying to figure out what she did wrong! At 16-year-old considered legal, right? You can get a tattoo or a piercing with parental consent. Is that what he needed here? Parental consent to have sex with his teacher? The only thing that I see wrong with this is that she committed adultery. She's married and shouldn't be cheating on her husband. Otherwise, what she did was pretty hot! I think the student is an idiot for even admitting to anything! I would've denied everything, kept it cool for a little while with the teacher, and once the dust was settled, I would've hit her up on Facebook again to start our romps again! Now, he's just lost her forever! But that's just my opinion!