Who
knew that being touched by a banana could be so daunting? Who knew that
touching a student with a banana can get you suspended? That's what happened to
Jonathan Hampton, a Florida high school teacher who allegedly in
inappropriately touched a female student with a banana during class. Now, I
didn't say with his banana. I said "a" banana. Hampton was banned
from North Marion High School for three days after allegedly rubbing the girl's
head and neck with the fruit during a lesson on Freudian symbolism. How
ironic!
The
lecture was supposed to focus on "cylinder objects, phalluses and sex
symbols." The female
student said she was humiliated by the incident, which she says happened three
months ago, but only reported it earlier this month. Um, yeah! That's not too
suspicious is it? Sounds like this young lady had three months of plotting
behind her. Anyway, Hampton, an English teacher from Citra, Florida, who
teaches college-level courses as part of the school's magnet program, denied
any wrongdoing. Personally, I don't feel he did anything wrong either.
Mark
Fiedelholtz, Hampton's attorney stepfather, said that there was no evidence of
any sexual connotation or physical harm. In fact, Fiedelholtz says,
"According to my son, which has not been reported, he doesn't recall ever
touching the student with a banana, but if he did it would be to her
attention." Now, that I believe! I can't picture a teacher fondling a
banana sexually on a female students face in front of a whole class,
especially, a respected one like this one. The school district has also backed
Hampton's lesson on Freudian psychology, which they say was not inappropriate
and followed the curriculum, but in a letter sent to the teacher, who has since
returned to work after his three-day suspension from May 13, it warned him that
his topics may "often cross the line." What? It's Freud! I'm sorry.
Things are not adding up with this girl. It just doesn't make sense and if he
really meant something sexual by it, wouldn't he have pursued it after class
rather than rubbing a banana on her face and head? I swear kids control
everything these days! I guess now we have to be careful of where we place our
bananas.
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