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Friday, May 10, 2013

THESE BOYS MUST'VE HAD CHOCOLATE IN THEIR POCKETS....

Are we sick of these stories yet? If we’re not, you might be after I tell you this one. Now, I know the past few teachers who had sex with their students weren't that exactly bad looking, but there always has to be one who ruins that run. This is Marlena Mints (I love that name!). She's a sex-ed teacher from Cedar Hill, Texas, near Dallas, who seduced her eighth-grade student after he told her that he had a problem with his manhood (his penis) and she demanded to see it. After the boy took his goods out, the Grimace-shaped Mints got down on her knees and performed oral sex on the 13-year-old boy as if he had chocolate covering it while in her classroom during recess at the Bessie Coleman Middle School in Cedar Hill.

Mints is also being accused of taking another young boy back to her home, where she allegedly performed oral sex on him too. Did I miss something? Does she teach sex-ed at a school for the blind or something? I mean, they do say that big girls need love too, but from what I hear they also perform the best oral, so maybe these boys were on to something. Anyway, police were tipped off about Mints last week when one of the students started bragging about their relationship. A-ha! There it is! That's how these teachers get caught. These guys brag about their sexual encounters! What a bunch of idiots! Besides, would you be bragging about having a relationship with that up there? What did Andrew "Dice" Clay say?--"You have to butter her hips to just get her through the doorway?"

Mints was arrested and charged with one count of aggravated sexual assault of a child and two counts of improper relationship with students. To be honest, I'm not sure that the assault was really aggravated. Anyway, police documents claim that Mints exchanged text messages with the boys before making her move. I'm sure the texts read, "Do you boys have chocolate? Bring them to class with you tomorrow." Or something like that. The 13-year-old boy apparently said that he had a problem with his penis, to which she said she needed to see it and take a closer look, so she asked him to come into her classroom. He told investigators that he thought it would be alright since she was his sex-ed teacher, so exposed himself, which is when Mints went in and inspected his penis problem with her mouth, while she asked him to touch her breasts and buttocks. How could he even reach? It would be like trying to ride a hippo. Am I being too mean? Am I? So, it was okay for this monster to take advantage of a 13-year-old boy? Am I being mean because she thought it was okay to take advantage when he wanted to ask her a serious sex question? Maybe he should've asked the school nurse, but Mints is a sex-ed teacher for crying out loud! She's not a sex-now teacher! She's a monster and deserves whatever punishment is coming to her. She's been suspended from her job and is currently being held in a Dallas County Jail. By the way, if she was slightly good looking, I might not have been as harsh. Does that make me shallow?

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