HOT FOR TEACHER

What's the deal with these scandalous teachers and where the hell were they when I was in high school? Last week, I wrote about a teacher with a porn star past, and this week's headlining story in the paper is about a Brooklyn English teacher who had a hot month-long affair with some Chinese kid! Why couldn't I be that Chinese kid back in the day? Apparently, the school in question has a history of steamy teacher-student romances, with this one being the latest, leading to the moniker of "Horndog High"! I love it!

It turns out; the teacher at the center of the latest Horndog High scandal recently turned herself into the police. Erin Sayar, an English teacher at Brooklyn's now infamous James Madison High School, was arrested on charges that included rape for her sordid affair with a 16-year-old student. Wait a minute! Are we to believe that the 16-year-old didn't want to do this? To me, rape happens when the sex is not consensual, which means he should have been fighting her off, no? And if he couldn't fight off this petite figured teacher that kid has more problems than we think right now! Why is rape even a charge in this case? I think the sex was consensual by both parties.

Anyway, Sayar, who is 35-years-old, married and the mother of a baby girl, allegedly had sex more than half a dozen times late in 2011 with high school junior, Kevin Eng. Wait! Am I related to this kid? I need to find out! Sayar insists she would like to explain herself, but to be honest, what is there to explain? She got caught having an affair with a child. Most boys Kevin's age fantasize about a tryst with their teachers. Then again, most boys Kevin's age fantasize about a tryst with just about any girl.....or boy, whatever tickles their fancy!

 A special school investigator released some of the passionate affair found on Facebook, where Kevin told Miss Sayar, "I love you so much!" and "I always loved you, since last year!" The investigator went on to say that the student was also able to describe tattoos on intimate parts of the teacher's body, and even said he'd had sex with her in her SUV. After initially denying the affair, Eng stated back in March that the pair had engaged in sex on "approximately eight occasions and that two of the occasions were during school hours and on school grounds." The claim also says that the two had engaged in other sex acts, as well. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? The affair came to an end when Eng's girlfriend hacked into his Facebook and found the steamy messages. 

In some legal documents filed this week by Kevin's parents in a Brooklyn Supreme Court, Sayar was also accused of giving her student some pot that she kept in a school file cabinet. If convicted, Sayar can face up to four years in prison. I'm still trying to figure out what she did wrong! At 16-year-old considered legal, right? You can get a tattoo or a piercing with parental consent. Is that what he needed here? Parental consent to have sex with his teacher? The only thing that I see wrong with this is that she committed adultery. She's married and shouldn't be cheating on her husband. Otherwise, what she did was pretty hot! I think the student is an idiot for even admitting to anything! I would've denied everything, kept it cool for a little while with the teacher, and once the dust was settled, I would've hit her up on Facebook again to start our romps again! Now, he's just lost her forever! But that's just my opinion!