BEAT OFF IN WALMART

I'm not sure why this cracks me up, but I found myself laughing out loud after reading this story. It goes to show how sick I really am I guess. Anyway, this is Brian Hounslow from Tulsa, Oklahoma. He was recently arrested for allegedly masturbating in the women's bathroom at a Tulsa Walmart. His one-man show was interrupted by an older lady who discovered the naked Hounslow at around 8:30 am. 

61-year-old Beth Davis told police that she entered the restroom yesterday morning and found a nude man pleasuring himself in front of a mirror. Wait a minute! So, this dude was tossing off to an image of himself? Now, that is a little disturbing! Nevermind that he was masturbating, but he was looking at himself and doing it. What the hell? Davis, who fled the bathroom in search of help, said she later, saw the suspect, who at this point was now dressed, leaved the bathroom and headed for the exit. That's when Davis went into 'panic mode' and began filming him with her cell phone, while providing narration to accompany the footage: "My name is Beth Davis and I witnessed it. You were naked and had your pants down to your ankles. Someone stop him. Do not let him got out that door!" The 22-second clip showed up on thesmokinggun.com. I will attach the video below this blog.

 

When Hounslow finally got away from Davis, another shopper photographed his vehicle and its license plate. Within two hours, Tulsa police picked Hounslow up and arrested him for felony indecent exposure. He was booked into the county jail and was being held in lieu of a $5000 bond. He eventually confessed to sex crime detectives that he'd be masturbating in the Walmart bathroom. The report also noted that Davis, a grandmother of eight, saw Hounslow's "fully exposed rigid penis." Davis said that he tried to apologize when she caught him, but she was too confused as to if she walked into the women's bathroom or not. Either way, this shouldn't happen in a men's bathroom either. If I saw this guy masturbating in the men's bathroom, it would have been time to play the game Knockout! I just don't get what makes people do what they do. The best part of the story is this video though! Can you imagine this 61-year-old lady yelling at a sex offender in the middle of a Walmart? Check this out:

BEATING OFF TRAFFIC

In yet another case of "what the f**k is wrong with people?"; a NJ Transit bus driver got so hot and bothered while approaching the Lincoln Tunnel in Weehawken, NJ that he turned to some self-loving for some relief...In front of a bus load of people! Sometimes, I wonder what the hell makes people tick. Don't people think that sometimes, their actions will have consequences? And if there were some mental problems present, how the hell did this guy get a job driving a NJ/NYC bus where he is responsible for thousands of commuters a day? I know the whole masturbating thing while he was driving is kind of gross and funny, but also scary that he put so many lives in danger. 

I'm talking about 41-year-old, George Simpson of Newark, NJ. He's the NJ Transit bus driver who started abusing himself while pulling into the toll plaza just before 8 pm on June 24. A skeeved out rider shot a cell phone video of the driver in action, as he steered with one hand and mini-him in the other and at times he steered with no hands. The Manhattan librarian who filmed the hot and horny bus driver and has since sworn off the bus, said, "It was disturbing! I was in shock and disbelief!" And yet, I'm sure, she couldn't look away, hence the cell phone video footage.  

According to the video, which I refuse to watch or show you because if you want to see this you're just as sick as this guy, Simpson was completely exposed during his solo performance and apparently was so focused on himself that when he climaxed, his hands were too full to even notice that he was even being filmed. I'm still trying to figure out how he was able to keep driving straight when he did climax because I'm sure I speak for most men, we kind of become all weak and gimpy after that. 

According to a NJ Transit spokesman, Simpson, a NJ Transit driver for 2 1/2 years, has been 'yanked' from his Carteret to New York route without pay as a result of this disturbing and grossly irresponsible conduct. NJ Transit police are investigating and Simpson could be charged with reckless endangerment, lewdness and risking widespread injury. Yeah, seriously! Why couldn't you just wait till you got home or were on a break to do this? Some people really just don't think!

Obviously, Simpson has been in hiding as neighbors have not seen him since the incident was revealed. One neighbor said, "He must have been really horny. He must have seen someone he really liked on that bus and could not wait to get his groove on!" What the hell? Someone should teach George Simpson about a little thing called time and place. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little self-loving now and then, but not in front of an audience and especially not when you're driving a bus load of people into New York City! The more I see how nutty people can be, the more I feel like a saint!

FACEBBOOK FIGHT CLUB

So, originally, I was going to write about a 45-year-old virgin from Britain, who flew here to the US to have sex with a sex surrogate for the first time, and then I thought, "Isn't that just a legal term for a prostitute? Don't they have hookers in England? Or did Jack the Ripper kill them all?" Then, I wanted to write about another teacher in Texas who had sex with another student, but this time the student smartened up and began blackmailing her to get him alcohol and weed, which might not have been a bad story, but how many teacher-student sex stories do you want me to write for you before we realize there's a problem here? Unless, we really like those stories? Well, like I normally do, I found the diamond in the rough that I would like to discuss today. Facebook has a "Fight Club" page! No, I don't mean a Tyler Durden Fight Club page! I mean there was a page up of kids actually sending in videos of their school fights! I am beside myself as I sit here chuckling. 

Don't get me wrong, I do not condone fighting, especially, at the high school level because fighting has probably come from some sort of bullying. I do have to say, though, back in my grade school years, many, many years ago, I have thrown down and I've witnessed some amazing fights and rumbles. Can you imagine if we had video cell phones back then? We'd be able to go back and see how much of a bunch of idiots we looked like. Well, students at the Bridgewater-Raritan High School in Somerset County, NJ will be able to do just that. A page on Facebook called "BRHS Fights" encourages students at the central New Jersey high school to share videos of student brawls. As of Wednesday, the page has not been shut down, but the incriminating footage has been taken down. 

The anonymous creator, who set up the page for students at BRHS, posted that they would "rather stay anonymous than be known as the idiot who got caught." "BRHS Fights" racked up more than a thousand "Likes" since it was set up two weeks ago with at least five videos posted. The page's creator initially asked Facebook users to send videos via message or email and they will post them for all to see and that their names will not be disclosed. According to school officials, they had no legal recourse to remove the videos, but did want them taken down.

The altercations were obviously captured on cell phones at spots on and near the high school grounds. One video included a "4th Period Cat Fight" between two girls outside the school and a lunchroom row. Some students say that they're ashamed of the negative attention, but I'm sure those were the nerds and the ass-kissers in the school. One student was quoted as saying, "It's a shame that people are fighting all the time. It's even more of a shame that people are putting it on Facebook." I would tell that student to go hug a tree! People fight in high school. Not everyone is going to get along. Plus, at that age, sometimes it's good to get a little aggression out as long as their doing it with their fists and not firearms. That same student also stated, "I can see the next day someone walking into school and saying, 'I saw you on Facebook. I saw you got beat up on Facebook. You suck at fighting,' and if that happened to me, I would get hurt. I would feel you could never show your face again at school." Is this person for real? Before there were cell phones and Facebook, kids in high school used to get their asses kicked all the time. Just because it wasn't glorified through media doesn't mean that it didn't happen. The losers still walked through the school being laughed at and do you think they wanted to show their faces in the school ever again? Probably not, but they did and it built character back then. People need to stop being so coddled!

A school official said that there's been a rash of fights breaking out at the school with at least seven in the first two weeks of March. Well, now you know why! The school administration knew the identities of the students involved in the fights before the videos were even posted and those students were given multi-day suspensions. Facebook commenters called the page "disgusting." I think it's a harsh look at reality. The bottom line is that fights happen in schools. You don't want your kids to be a part of it, but sometimes it's inevitable. I would take seeing video footage of a school fight on Facebook over a kid gunning down the entire school any day and I'm sure many of you will agree!

BABY ON BONG

My buddy, Rob, posted this story last night and I couldn't get over how disturbing these photos were. Yes, that is a picture a two-year-old taking a hit from a bong. What the hell is wrong with people? Is there a screw loose here? Listen, I have lots of friends who love smoking marijuana, but they're all smart enough to keep this stuff away from children under 18 years of age. This makes me absolutely sick to my stomach and the parents should be locked up for a very long time!

Anyway, a cell phone video has been unearthed showing a deadbeat mom from Washington letting her 2-year-old son suck pot smoke from her marijuana bong. 24-year-old, Rachelle Braaten was arrested on Friday after police in Centrilia performed a welfare check and found dozens of marijuana plants and guns at the home. In the cell phone video, Braaten can be heard cackling in the background as the little boy takes a hit from the water pipe. She told police, "Well, it was like, you can't see in the camera, but the person taking it, and then there was like a group of people there. And I guess it was a joke and stupid mistake that wasn't really funny." You think? First of all, why is she blaming it on others around her? She was the one holding the bong to her kid's lips and laughing about it. Idiot! She went onto say that her 22-month-old son didn't even act sick afterward. Well, that's because you probably built his tolerance up to it, you moron! 

Nevertheless, Braaten said she felt 'horrible' about the stunt "because he's two and shouldn't have known about that sort of stuff and he shouldn't have that in his body." Braaten's fiancée, Tyler Lee, was not home when the incident happened, but when the police performed their welfare check, they found dozens of marijuana plants in the house owned by Lee, whom they later found out, was a medicinal marijuana user. He did admit, however, to selling his marijuana to a dispensary, which wasn't really a crime in the state of Washington. Braaten and Lee were booked for manufacturing drugs, delivering a controlled substance to a minor and some other charges, but Lee was let go after police realized, he'd done nothing wrong. Braaten remains in jail while her 2-year-old and her 5-year-old were put into child protective services, which is where they should stay until they find a better home for these kids. What a horrible way to be raised! I don't care what trailer park you come from, no child this age should be hitting a bong and I'm sure we can all agree on that. 

Watch this video below if you really want to: 

GROUP SEX WITH A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER...YES!!!!

Are we getting sick of these stories yet? I mean what the hell is going on with these teachers? On one of the last stories that I blogged about a teacher having sex with a student, a Facebook friend commented that this was 'becoming an epidemic!' I'm actually starting to believe that. This story, however, is going to blow your mind because it blasts all of the other teacher-student sex stories out of the water! In this sordid tale, a 28-year-old former Texas high school teacher named Brittni Colleps is being accused of not only having sex with one of her students, but four of her students....AT THE SAME TIME! Apparently, these are no accusations because there is actual video evidence of the group sex because there was another student who filmed with a cell phone camera in the corner of the room. 

A jury watched the shocking video this past Tuesday afternoon in court and though, the cell phone video didn't really reveal the face of the married English teacher of 11 years, one of the students pointed out to jurors a unique tattoo on the women's lower back that was allegedly the same as the teacher's. According to the student's testimony, Colleps told the student who filmed the tryst not to put the light in her eyes. 

Colleps was arrested in May 2011 when investigators were told that she may have engaged in sex acts with several male students and sent explicit text messages and photos to them. The student who testified actually shared hundreds of texts between him and Colleps that became more sexual in nature. They eventually agreed to meet for a sex session with her text reading, "You have something I want!" Is it me or is it getting hot in here? I have to ask again, "Where were these teachers when I was in high school?" The unnamed student also said in court that he had sex with Colleps at least five times in the spring of 2011. Four of those instances included other male students, all of whom were reportedly 18 or older, but it's illegal in Texas for a teacher to engage in sex acts with a student. Wait a minute! 18 or older in high school? Sounds like someone's been left back! 

 Colleps is being accused of pursuing five students and was charged in each case. All five of them are expected to testify in this case. Colleps reportedly turned away while the video was being played for jurors. Here's the best part; the sex romp allegedly occurred in her family's home while her husband and three young children were out! This story keeps getting better and better! One of the victim's testimonies said, "We all started performing oral sex and having sexual intercourse with her." Wait a minute! Since there were four guys in the room and one girl does this mean the guys performed oral on each other while they waited their turn to perform oral on her? Just a thought. If Colleps is convicted, she faces up to 20 years behind bars and a $10,000 fine for each of the five charges.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot another great part of this story. So, Colleps' husband, who is serving in the military, has previously said that he will stand by his wife saying, "I want you to know I love my wife. I have loved her since I laid eyes on her 11 years ago. I have always supported my wife and will continue to support her through this entire ordeal." DUMMY! I wish I can smack this guy in the face and wake him up! Not only did wife commit adultery, but she did it with four guys at the same time on numerous occasions! How can this be okay with him! I would've said, "Nice knowing you! You're on your own, slut!" What an idiot! Then again, maybe that sort of thing turns him on? If that's the case, more power to them!