I'M LOVIN' THIS!

     It always cracks me up when the elders get pissed and become vigilant. In this case, I'm not sure that this old guy was wrong, but except for the fact that maybe he should've let law enforcement handle this situation. Let's see what you think about it. 

     So, 68-year-old Howard Carl Wilson of Winter Haven, Florida, got pretty serious and may have even suffered from McRoad Rage when he was sitting in line at the McDonald's drive-thru and a woman just cut him off and skipped the line. Wilson was allegedly caught on camera punching the passenger of the impatient car in the face. I'm sorry, but if someone cut in front of me, while I was waiting on that miserable line, I, too, might have gotten pretty physical with the person who cut in line. That is just wrong. 

     According to police, Wilson freaked out after the vehicle drove around his truck at a Winter Haven McDonald's at 11:20 pm Saturday night. Thinking he was being cut in line, Wilson got out of his truck to confront the vehicles occupants. He opened the passenger door and allegedly started yelling racial slurs (I'll let you guess which ones those were) and curse words at Brittani Thomas, the passenger, who at one point in the video footage shows him punching her through the open window.

     The person filming the altercation also filmed Wilson's license plate and contacted the police. Officers turned up at his home, where he initially claimed he was only out of his car for 15 seconds. Then he was showed the clip, where he admitted the situation was much more than he'd recalled and that he felt "it was like a road rage incident." Wilson was arrested and charged with simple battery and booked at the Polk County Jail, but was released soon after. 

     Here's what I don't understand. If the person filming the incident saw that the couple cut in front of him, why wouldn't they record their license plate as well? Clearly, Wilson only did what many of us wish we had the balls to do when someone does wrong to us. I don't think that he was in the wrong here especially if they, indeed, cut in front of him in that miserable drive-thru line. Like I said earlier, I might have done the same if I were in his shoes. I would have at least had words with them, if it got physical, then so be it. At least, I would have gotten my point across that you can't cut in a line where people have been waiting a while. So, was Wilson wrong? 

Take a look at the video below: 

JERK-OFF SAYS HE FORGOT....

Hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas! Now, back to business! So, this Oregon man high on meth was recently arrested for masturbating at a bar while fighting off arresting officers. That is aweso.....I mean, that is so messed up! The best part is that he told police that he had no recollection of the whole ordeal.

37-year-old, Andrew Frey from Beaverton, Oregon, says he took the drugs on Saturday and proceeded to have a hell of a weekend. Authorities were able to track Frey's events back to Sunday afternoon, after refusing to pay a locksmith he called to his home, then he went to a local shopping center where an employee escorted him off the property. He then went to a local watering hole called Iggy's Bar and Grill, where he took a seat at the bar and exposed himself to a bartender and allegedly started to pleasure himself. Police were called to the scene and Frey moved his hand puppet show to the bathroom, where he continued touching himself. A deputy officer attempted to arrest him a few times and even used a taser a bunch of times, but it had no effect on Frey. The deputy then got into a fight with the suspect and tried to radio for help but the radio signal inside the restaurant was too weak. 

A dispatcher tried to radio the deputy for an update and realized communications were lost, leading the dispatcher to send 15 officers to the bar as backup. The 15 officers finally took Frey down and arrested him. Police noted that it took several officers to finally get Frey under control. According to Frey, he took the drugs on Saturday and did not remember anything that happened since. He was treated at a local hospital and then transported to county jail on charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft of services. 

Okay, what do I think? This guy an absolute her.....I mean, idiot! If you can't handle your drug intake, it might be a good idea not to do them. The fact that it took several officers to take this guy down proves that he got some sort of super strength when he was high on the meth, or the police in Beaverton are simply pussies. Obviously, my favorite part of this story is that this guy was beating off police officers while he was beating off! You seriously can't make this stuff up! Merry Christmas!

WHAT A DOPE!

I have to say that I hate seeing stories that involve fast-food joints since America thrives on these places. In fact, fast-food employees feel that they are so important; they're even fighting to raise their wages to above $10 an hour. Then stories like this come out and it just goes to prove that fast-food employees are simply worth the minimum wage they are getting paid. 

Anyway, a Wendy's restaurant in Georgia has apparently created its own exclusive sandwich not found on any other menu. It's called the "blunt burger!" No, they didn't really! 32-year-old, Amy Seiber was recently fired from her job flipping burgers at the Lovejoy, Georgia restaurant and arrested after she topped one sandwich off with a half-smoked blunt on November 1. For my non-marijuana-friendly friends, a blunt is a hollowed-out cigar filled with marijuana.

The dopey employee actually admitted to police that she was smoking on the job at the eatery, which is about 25 miles south of Atlanta, when she "misplaced" the half-toked blunt on top of a cheeseburger. A patron of Wendy's got more than they bargained for when they took a bite and got a heavy whiff of weed. Personally, I like that smell, but anyway, the customer opened the bun and found the sticky icky herb rolled in a blunt the size of an index finger. That's a pretty decent size, I must say! 

The customer quickly called the police, who visited the Wendy's and arrested Seiber on a Marijuana charge. The restaurant fired Seiber immediately and offered the customer, who was hospitalized with food poisoning-like symptoms, a $50 gift certificate and payment of her medical bills. Wendy's executives made a statement saying: "Obviously, the employee broke the rules and did not follow proper food handling steps. We are deeply sorry that this incident occurred."

 Okay, now this is how I would've handled it. First of all, yes, the blunt in the sandwich was gross, but if it was the size of an index finger, there was still some good weed in there! I would've pocketed the blunt, brought it home, taken the weed out of it and had myself a good ol' time! But that's just me. Secondly, I have to say to Amy Seiber, "You're an absolute idiot! Would you want someone who is handling your food that is going into your mouth and into your body to be super high? No, you probably wouldn't! So, why the hell would you put people's lives in jeopardy, you white trash piece of....." Okay, I feel better now.

HILLBILLY HOTTIES.....IT'S A COFFEE SHOP?

There's nothing wrong with a little breast milk in your coffee, right? Okay, that was gross! Anyway, a trio of baristas were recently busted for allegedly serving up more than just coffee in this little espresso stand in Washington state.

It turns out; the scantily clad women, who worked at Hillbilly Hotties in Everett, were locked up on Wednesday following a surprise bust by police carrying a search warrant after rising complaints by local residents. One officer claimed that body parts were being shown and inappropriate things were being done at the location. So, what that body parts were being exposed! Were they exposing them to children? And how can anything inappropriate happen at this place? Have they seen how small this place was? I don't even think three people can fit in this thing! 

The hot pink stand, which celebrates "Wet T-Shirt Wednesdays" and "Pasty Fridays," boasts "tasty treats" with scandalous photos of its baristas wearing itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie bikinis on the company Facebook page. Again, I say, "Who cares?" About 10 years ago, a radio show called "Opie and Anthony" celebrated "W.O.W.", which was known as "Whip 'Em Out Wednesday", where they would coax listeners to flash their breasts on Wednesdays. Did they get arrested for celebrating scandalous stuff like that? They're still on the air today, so I think not. 

On the Facebook page, a photo of a brunette named Tasia stretching back in red and black lingerie with a caption that read: "Hurry in! She needs you!" Other photos also pair sexually suggestive captions with provocative poses. Authorities, who are not identifying the women by name, charged two of them, ages 20 and 21, with violating the city's adult cabaret law prohibiting performing in public while either unclothed or exposing private parts. Okay, well that might be a problem then. I never heard of such a law, but those people up in Washington state are cooky! The third woman, 33, was arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct after an unrelated investigation at a different coffee stand.

 Despite the arrests, the shop, whose motto is "We make our coffee hot!" remained open for business after the bust, whole reactions about the bust varied. Many were relieved, but many feel that the arrest was motivated by jealousy. One user suggested that the police probably came because some less attractive housewife saw her husband there and got jealous. The bottom line is that there is no proof that anything lewd happened at the shop. As for the suggestive photos on their Facebook page, it's called marketing! How else can you target a male audience without using sex appeal? I'm going to have to agree with the person who says a jealous housewife called the police on this shop because personally, I don't think they did anything wrong. In fact, they should open up a Hillbilly Hotties right here in Jersey!

DESPERATE BASEBALL HOUSEWIFE

How low do you have to stoop to get your ex-husband's attention? Apparently, you have to put on a bulletproof vest and hold him at gunpoint. That's what Anna Benson did. She's the spitfire ex-wife of former Mets pitcher, Kris Benson. Apparently, she was busted on Monday after she allegedly burst into his Atlanta apartment wearing a bulletproof vest and tried to rob him at gunpoint. Man, has this chick hit rock bottom. Look how hot she used to be! According to TMZ.com, Anna Benson also reportedly whipped out an expandable metal baton and threatened to beat Kris with it on Sunday.

Benson, apparently, got his whacky ex-wife to leave by promising to bring her some money. The minute she left, he was on the phone with police. The 37-year-old former "Baseball Wives" star was arrested and charged with two counts of felony aggravated assault with a weapon, one count of criminal trespass, and one count of possession of a weapon during the commission of a crime. Kris Benson, who filed for a divorce only last year and has been paying child support of up to $4k a month, told investigators he believed his soon-to-be ex was wearing the vest because she figured he was armed. 

Anna Benson, a former FHM model, met the ex-Met while she was working the pole as a stripper in Atlanta. Her presence in the Major Leagues was polarizing even before Kris pitched his two seasons with the Mets in 2004 and 2005. She did a jaw-dropping butt-naked spread in Penthouse when Benson was a budding star for the Pittsburgh Pirates and she even shocked the locals by revealing that she and Kris had sex in the stadium parking lot while autograph-hungry fans waited just outside their tinted window SUV. She went on to admit that they planned on having sex in the lots of every baseball stadium in America before his games. When Kris Benson was traded to the Mets, his busty brunette raised more eyebrows by showing up for the Mets' 2005 Christmas party in a sexy Mrs. Claus suit. He was then traded to Baltimore not long after that stunt by his whacky ex-wife. And a year later, it was reported that their marriage was on the skids after Anna caught him fooling around with one of her friends. Only a couple of years ago, I even blogged about this, but Anna Benson threatened on Howard Stern that she would have sex with everyone one of his teammates if she ever caught him cheating on her again. Apparently, she was joking and the couple reconciled. 

Anna Benson starred in the short-lived "Baseball Wives" series on VH1 before it was cancelled last November. Last July, it was announced that she and Kris were splitting up for good. Okay, here's where the lesson is to you women. You cannot just be stay at home moms. You need to make your own money somehow because in an instance like this, you don't want to be left with nothing. Then again, from what I read, Anna Benson wasn't exactly left with nothing and her net worth was somewhere near $18M. So, what baffles me is why did she stoop so low as to hold her ex at gunpoint to rob him? It makes no sense, but what a shame and what a waste of such beauty! Well, not if you look at her mugshot!

MEAN GIRL BUT OH, SO FUNNY!

When you're in high school, practical jokes on fellow classmates can sometimes go a long way. If the joke is laugh out loud funny, you'll become somewhat of a legend in your school. If your joke bombs, well, you'll become less than legendary. That's what happened to 17-year-old Kaitlyn Booth from Columbia, Missouri. She pulled a practical joke at her high school that I'm not even sure she should be blamed for and now she is facing possible criminal charges for it. 

So, it turns out; Miss Booth took the liberty to change her friend's name in the school's yearbook to a sexually suggestive word as a practical joke, but her joke has backfired and now she faces criminal charges. Booth was arrested on May 14 after teachers at Hickman High School in Columbia, noticed she'd altered her friend Raigan Mastain's last name to read "masturbate." Am I the only one who finds this hysterical? Now, police are saying that she could soon be charged with first-degree property damage, which is a felony, and harassment. What? Property damage? It's not like Booth took every single yearbook and wrote in the word "masturbate" in every book! If anyone is to blame here, it's the staff that has to proof the book. A good editor would have caught the error or joke before the book went into the printers. I find it hard to believe that a junior in high school was the last line of defense when this book was shipped out to be printed. If you ask me, the wrong person is being blamed here. Yes, she played a joke and it was funny, but criminal charges? Really?

Mastain responded on her Twitter page: "Wanna get bold? Say it to my face! Lol Not sweating it though, last time I checked I'm not in high school anymore." She also told a local newspaper, "When you're in high school, you do stuff that is not necessarily the smartest, and this was an example of that." Um, so who is pressing charges on Booth? Apparently, the victim saw it as a silly little high school prank and is willing to let it go. Teachers at Hickman High School noticed the unauthorized change on the day 700 copies of the book were being distributed. Again, they noticed it the day the books were to be distributed as opposed to the day the proofs were shipped out. Teachers spent more than 12 hours putting stickers on the page to correct the name. Principal Tracey Conrad said the "unfortunate incident" was just "the act of one student" and that they are eager to put it behind them. Then why don't you? Was this so big a deal that you had to have a girl arrested for it? Conrad went on to say that cost was the biggest factor and that they didn't know how much it was going to cost to rectify the situation and that it was defacing property.

Okay, I'm sticking to my original thoughts and Principal Conrad should listen to me because I usually know what I'm talking about. Booth might've been the one who changed the name to "masturbate" but there is a high school yearbook staff with an editor, who should have caught this blunder. Defacing property? This is clearly not defacing property because nothing was damaged or defaced. In fact, the whole problem could have been fixed with the few simple key strokes if the editor of the book caught it. I still say that the editor is at fault for this and it shouldn't have taken the teachers the day of the yearbook release to find the error. It should have been found way before this. Personally, I think that the editor saw it there and let it go through thinking it was funny as well and now that they got caught, this girl Booth has to take the fall. Yes, this whole thing is messed up, but it's so damn funny!

LOUD MOM GETS ARRESTED AT GRADUATION....C'MON!

I've heard of some pretty ridiculous things to be arrested for, but this might take the cake! Oh, and speaking of being arrested, I just read that Governor Cuomo is about to pass a law where you're allowed to have a maximum of a dime bag (25 grams) of marijuana on you without getting arrested for possession. His main focus will be for those carrying, not to smoke it in public. Um, no problem? Anyway, back to the story at hand! Apparently, a South Carolina mom, Shannon Cooper, was arrested on Saturday night during her daughter's high school graduation for, get this, disorderly conduct! It turns out; Cooper was accused of whooping so loudly during the ceremony, out of excitement, obviously, that the police officers felt the need to take her in. Are you kidding me?

I've heard of beach balls and bullhorns getting banned from these ceremonies, but now parents? Really? Graduation is a time of joy and excitement for both parents and student! If a parent wants to be overzealous, let them! They put up with just as much as the student has! In fact, they will have to put up with more even after, so let them gave their time! No need to arrest a parent for cheering on their kid. This is unbelievable!

Cooper said that she didn't act any differently than any other families when their children's names were called during the South Florence High School ceremony. Her daughter, Lesha, said that she didn't even realize her mother was being arrested until her friends told her about it. Police allegedly warned parents that screaming would result in expulsion from the Florence Civic Center. Those who became disorderly as they were shown the exit were also arrested and that Cooper was not the only one. Cooper and company were detained for several hours before posting a $225 bond. That is just absurd! How can they ruin a poor girl's graduation day like this? 

In a related story, an Ohio high school student didn't get jail time, but he received community service! Supposedly, the family of Mount Healthy Junior/Senior High School student, Anthony Cornist, gave him such a rowdy reception that school officials denied him his diploma and told him that he had to perform 20 hours of community service before he can graduate! WHAT?? He didn't even do anything! Why did he get punished? Apparently, the school is allowing Cornist to split the community service with his family, but his mother said in a recent statement that the punishment was "ludicrous" and none of them would be doing it! Good! That's because no one here, in either of these stories, did anything wrong! Someone get these people a lawyer! I smell some money here! Besides, what could possibly be next? Getting arrested for waving at your child on stage during graduation? This is absolutely ridiculous!