SOUNDS LIKE SIZE DOES MATTER, GUYS!

I have to admit that I don't have this problem, but for those of you who do, a recent study by a bunch of Scottish psychologists prove that size does indeed matter. So, for the women who have been telling their men, "It's not how big it is, it's the motion of the ocean!" You're all busted!

It turns out; Scottish psychologists took the time to study the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover's manhood exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches. That's right! Anything smaller, she's been lying to you, guys! In the recent study, women were asked about their recent sexual behaviors as well as how important penile-vaginal intercourse and other sex acts were to them. They were also asked whether penis length influenced their ability to orgasm with vaginal stimulation. Defining the "average" length as the length of a U.S. dollar bill, which is around 5.8 to 6.1 inches long, researchers asked the women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis. They found that 160 of the women experienced vaginal-only orgasms and had enough sexual partners to compare size experiences. Of these women, 33.8% preferred longer than average penises, while 60% said size made no difference and 6.3% said longer was less pleasurable than shorter. So, it seems, percentage-wise, size still does not matter either way! 

Supporting the hypothesis that size matters, the Scottish psychologists found the women who reported the highest number of vaginal orgasms in the past month were most likely to say that longer was better. One psychologist, Stuart Brody said, "This might be due at least in part to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix." He also added, "Male anxiety about penis size may not reflect internalized, culturally arbitrary masculine stereotypes, but an accurate appreciation that size matters to many women." In other words, to my fellow male brethren, they've been lying to us all along! Size does matter! Luckily, I don't fit into the 'average' category, but to all my lady friends reading today's blog, "You are evil!"