WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THIS?

Here's another one of those stories that are 'oh so wrong', but 'oh so funny!' I just want to preface this blog with the fact that I don't condone this type of behavior from kids by any means. Okay, that being said, do you remember when you were younger and your parents told you that you couldn't do something, but you always found a way to do it anyway? Well, what I'm about to tell you, takes that to a whole new level!

You see, a couple of Rocklin, California teens recently wanted to surf the web after their 10 p.m. Internet curfew so badly that they drugged one of the girl's parents with a spiked milkshake to have their way. That's right! The parents woke up last Saturday morning with an unexplained hangover and a new suspicion about their 15-year-old daughter and her friend. According to Rocklin police, the 15-year-old told them about a computer policy imposed by the parents and called the policy "too strict". The police also said that the girls wanted to use the Internet so bad that they'd go to whatever lengths they had to, to do so. I wonder what they wanted to see so bad that would make them do this though. Was there a Justin Bieber or One Direction online concert after 10 p.m. or something? Was it boys? I'm a little curious to find out what was so important.

The trouble started when the parents' daughter offered to pick up milkshakes for them from a local restaurant. The teen is being accused of filling the shakes with prescription sleep medication allegedly supplied by the friend, who is also involved. The parents didn't drink much of the shakes because of a funny taste to them, but they did drink enough to pass out. They woke up around 1 a.m. with hangover-like symptoms, and went back to bed. When they woke up the next morning with the same symptoms, they went to the police station to pick up a drug test kit, which parents usually buy to have their kids urine tested. Authorities realized that the test was actually for them, who tested positive. The girls were later arrested and will probably only get a slap on the wrist. One police officer said that if the girls were adults, they could've faced some prison time. 

I know that we all have wanted to do this to our parents, but are the punishments when you get caught worth all the trouble? Is being on the Internet that important that you really need to drug your parents? This is a little much! Our future is really starting to look out of control. 

MOM HELPS TEEN VANDALIZE HOME

Trust me, I looked everywhere for those uncensored nude Snooki shots to share with everyone, but I've had no luck, which leads me to believe once again.....Publicity stunt! Anyway, enough of Snooki, she's already wasted enough space in blog! Now, back to the "What the hell is wrong with people?" file. I can't believe this one! 

So, a So Cal mom has been charged with helping her daughter and two other teenagers draw swastikas at a nearby home drawing the attention of "Saturday Night Live" Hall of Famer, Jon Lovitz. Catherine Whelpley has been accused of driving the teens to a former friend's home, where the girls smeared human feces on the property, and poured syrup on a car as part of an April 3rd vandalism. Whelpley's daughter then supposedly used the syrup to draw swastikas and the word "Jew" near the front door. Once the deed was done, Whelpley drove her daughter and her two girlfriends home. The vandalism was actually captured on a neighbor's surveillance camera and was called to attention by Jon Lovitz, who would later Tweet a photo of the swastikas in between the word "Jew". Lovitz tweeted to his 40,000-plus followers back in April, "Swastikas (in excrement) left on my friend's front porch were done by three 14-year-old girls, driven to the house by one of the girl's mother."

 Whelpley is also accused of driving the same teens to a second home where they are accused of vandalism and defacing the property. This past Monday, the 44-year-old mom was charged with three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, two counts of vandalism, two counts of trespassing, and two counts of tampering with a vehicle. Wait a minute! Did they forget about the feces? That's just gross! I know I wrote about taking craps in your pants, but those are accidents. These girls purposely left their crap on this person's fronts step and smeared it all over the house! That is just plain disgusting, and as a homeowner, there should be a bigger charge for that as well!

Though, the teens did not commit a hate crime here because all of the materials used were easily washed off with a hose, but prosecutors found a way to hold Whelpley legally responsible! Once again, you’re not born a bigot, you learn how to be one, and this is a prime example of that. I think that as part of Whelpley's punishment, she should have to live with a Hasidic family for a month to make her appreciate the way other people live. That's just a thought! I have to say once again, "What the hell is wrong with people?"