GOTTA LOVE USED PORN!!!

I know this is so wrong, but I love this story! So, apparently, a father from Lakewood, Colorado, Mark Giles bought his 5-year-old son, Braydon, a refurbished Nintendo 3DS device from a nearby GameStop store for Christmas, but when Braydon started scrolling through the pictures that were left on the device Christmas morning, he noticed about nine X-rated images on it. Older brother Bryton stated, "Braydon said that he didn't take these pictures, and I see two people in bed. I told my dad that this has porn on it, and he got up and went right to the phone." Giles said that he called the GameStop store that sold him the Nintendo 3DS, and the manager told him that the images were probably left on there from the previous owner and were never erased before the device was resold. I know it's so wrong to expose kids to pornography at that age, but to some degree I find this incident hilarious for some reason. I know! There's something not right with me. 

 Anyway, the Texas-based GameStop said in a statement that they are reviewing the complaint, and that they have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are resold. They went on to say in their statement that out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this rarely happen. The point is, GameStop, that it did happen and this poor kid now has a pornographic vision burned into his brain! GameStop has since given the Giles a new device and some games to make up for the mistake, but the disgusted dad said that he felt responsible as a parent and wants to make sure this can be avoided in the future. He said, "You can't unsee this. He's 5-years-old! Maybe when he's 18 or 20, maybe he won't know anything about it, but he's not going to forget about it tomorrow."

 

 GameStop wasn't the only guilty party this holiday season! Apparently, so is Target! It turns out; a child's tablet device in California that was supposed to be a Christmas present was also loaded with pornography. Kanisha Morning said she found some X-rated images and videos on her 9-year-old's Zeki Android tablet, which she ordered online through Target.com. She said that the product arrived new and had the manufacturer's seal on it. Am I the only one who finds this funny? Maybe it's just funny to me because these were all supposed to be Christmas gifts, but have become horror stories. Anyway, Morning said that Target told her to return the device, but she wanted to speak publicly about it in the case that it happens again. She says, "Who knows how many times this has happened and no one said anything about it. Another one could be on its way to another kid." I'll tell you this, if an adult man receives a gift like that, it's like two gifts in one! It's a score! Unfortunately, kids are receiving these gifts and that's just not as cool! 

HAVE SEX WITH HIM OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

That's what the owner of Fantastic Kids Toys on Third Avenue in New York City told one of his managers. Apparently, the owner of the swanky Upper East Side children's toy store was slapped with a lawsuit accusing him of forcing one of his managers into a master-slave sex relationship. How could that happen? Wouldn't that be considered rape? Shouldn't a master-slave sex relationship be consensual? Just wondering.

So, 26-year-old Amanda Reyes, a former manager at Fantastic Kids Toys, alleges that her boss, Steven Reis, fired her after she tried to get out of having regular rough-sex sessions with him. Attorneys for Reyes claim she was "forced to engage in an ongoing sexual relationship with the sixty-something shop owner that included increasing acts of rough sexual activities like hitting, slapping, spitting and biting" in exchange for employment and rent. Reyes tried to break off the relationship when she began dating a New York City police officer back in June, but she claims that Reis demanded that she meet 'twice a week for those sexual encounters' and refused to take 'no' for an answer. 

Reyes was hired at $10 an hour back in December 2010 and was promoted to store manager around the time that their master-slave sex relationship began around March 2012. Her attorney alleges that Reyes and the married Reis played sex games that included 'role-playing and simulations of sorts.' The encounters would take place at Reyes' apartment as part of her compensation since he was paying her rent among other expenses. Reyes, a single mother trying to take care of her young child, says she felt "totally and completely manipulated and taken advantage of." She allegedly lost her $60,000-per-year job in August when she tried to break off the relationship with Reis. 

 Okay, without trying to sound mean; where I come from, any women who has a sexual relationship with someone for rent money, a job and other expenses, is usually called a WHORE, or a concubine. The way I see it, Reyes seemed to have let this go on for a little bit, which makes it seem that she was okay with it. The sexual relationship apparently started happening in March and she wanted to end it in August? That's five months! If there was a problem and you didn't want this type of relationship, it shouldn't have gone more than a few days! There are other jobs and toy companies out there for you. The fact that she stayed there for five months only leads me to believe that she actually liked what was going on until she met her new boyfriend. Why sue if you chose to stay? There was no gun to your head and there was no abuse involved. At least no abuse was reported. Something smells suspicious here and I'm curious how this case turns out.

THE OLYMPIC HOOKER

Boy, oh boy! You know that world didn't end and Christmas is near when stories like this come out! I am so infatuated with this story! So, it turns out; three-time Olympic track star, Suzy Favor-Hamilton has confessed that she was leading a sordid double-life as a high-flying $600-an-hour Las Vegas call girl. That's right! She was living up to her name "Favor" by making men, or women, pay her $600 for them! I love it! The 44-year-old MILF, Hamilton, took to her Twitter account saying, "I realize I have made irrational choices and take full responsibility for them. I am not a victim and knew what I was doing." So hot!

 The hard-bodied Hamilton, an Olympian in the 1992, 1996, and 2000 Olympics, offered an apology and added that she was seeing a psychologist and hoping to keep her marriage and family together. The Madison, Wisconsin resident married her college sweetheart and has a 7-year-old daughter. She began her sexy second career only a year ago and she claims that her husband actually knew about it. Hamilton says that she doesn't expect people to understand, but at the time it just made sense to her because she was suffering from depression. 

 Hamilton, whose track and field career led to Nike television ads and promotional work for Disney, was a middle distance runner who never won a medal, but she did win seven U.S. National titles. At the beginning of December 2011, she was being billed as "Kelly Lundy" for a top Las Vegas escort service, flying to visit clients in L.A., Chicago, Houston, and Las Vegas. According to the website, Hamilton was paid in cash stuffed inside envelopes left in the bathroom at swanky hotels where she met with her johns. Hamilton actually confessed to some of her clients that she was a former Olympian and her true identity. Her online profile advertising her services noted that discretion was 'EXTREMELY' important to her. The profile also showcased various provocative photos of Hamilton posing in high heels and lingerie with her face turned away from the camera or digitally blurred out. In addition to the $600-an-hour, Hamilton also offered a 24-hour charge of $6000 for a more intimate 'girlfriend experience.'

Hamilton participated in the Disneyland Half Marathon with her husband this past September. One last explanation that she posted on her Twitter account was: "I was drawn to escorting in large part because it provided many coping mechanisms for me when I was going through a very challenging time with my marriage and my life. It provided an escape from a life that I was struggling in. It was a double life." Yeah, sure! When the chips are down for me, I love having sex with strange men for money. It's an escape for me as well! Unbelievable! Only in America! Have a Merry Christmas everybody!  

BUTT-UGLY!!!

I have to admit, though it's not right, these stories are way too funny! I blogged earlier in the year about a transgender woman who received a butt implant surgery; The only problem was that her buttocks were injected with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix-A-Flat", mineral oil and super glue. Do you remember that gross story? Well, another story has recently come up that is kind of similar, which gets me thinking...Does this stuff happen all the time? Are there people out there faking to be doctors and injecting people with toxic things like "Fix-A-Flat"? I thought that it might've been a one-time scam, but more and more horror stories are coming out about this. Just recently, a phony doctor from Queens was busted for botching yet another butt enhancement surgery. That's another thing! Since when did butt enhancement surgeries become all the rage? Why do people want to enhance their butts? Get off your lazy asses and do some squats if you're that concerned about it. Otherwise, you deserve whatever happens to you. 

Anyway, 39-year-old, Liliana Coello, was charged with assault, reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon, which was the syringe she used to inject the victim's buttocks with silicone. The 40-year-old victim, a nightclub worker from Brooklyn, has been in the hospital since November 12, nine days after she paid Coella $2500 to improve her backside. It's unknown whether Coello used the wrong type of silicone, like the industrial grade, or if the victim's medical problems stem from a dirty needle or any other factors. 

The procedure allegedly took place in Coello's home on November 3. A few days later, the woman complained about pains, I guess, in her ass. She returned to Coello's home/office three times to complain. After receiving no results from Coello, she finally went to New York-Presbyterian Weill Cornell Medical Center, where doctors notified the Department of Health, which led to the police involvement. When police visited Coello's home to arrest her, all of the medical equipment had been magically removed.

 Needless to say, Coello's neighbors were surprised to hear the news. One neighbor said that she saw a lot of people going in and out of her house and that she knew 'some kind of funny business was going on in there.' The NYPD posted Coello's pic on their Twitter account calling her an 'unlicensed physician' and asked anyone who received injections from her to call police at 1-800-577-TIPS. Better yet, anyone dumb enough let a needle go into you without a certified physician, or a certified tattoo artist for that matter, should call that number.

BOYFRIEND GOT RUN OVER BY HIS GIRLFRIEND....

When did running over your boyfriend become the latest fad? In fact, when did running anyone over become the latest fad? I've been reading and hearing so many stories lately about someone who's been run over. Normally, when you hear that someone's been run over, it's an accident, but these days, people have been getting run over on purpose. Why? Do we hate each other that much, that we feel the need to physically harm someone this badly? Then again, after reading all of these stories from Newtown, Connecticut, it seems we can hate that much for some apparent reason. 

 Anyway, Chicago police recently arrested a woman who allegedly ran her boyfriend over, leaving him with severe burns to his chest, back and get ready guys...his testicles. Blah! 23-year-old Christine Meyers is behind bars on a $100,000 bond after she supposedly ran over the unidentified man, better known as her boyfriend, following a heated argument on December 14 outside her home in Tinley Park. The couple began fighting after Meyers picked him up from a bar. When they arrived at Meyers' house, the boyfriend got out of the car and laid down in front of the vehicle, as if to coax her into running him over. Well, that was pretty dumb, huh? Meyers took him up on his offer and pushed the gas pedal to run him over. Now, how can anyone do this without feeling bad after? Only a monster can.

The boyfriend suffered burns to his chest and his back, as well as....(okay, warning to all my male readers: hold your nut sacks when you read what's next)...burns that tore off the skin of his testicles. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Are you guys cringing yet? The latter injury required further surgery. Dare I say, "What a bitch?" Meyers faces a charge of aggravated domestic battery. Her attorney initially requested that her bail be set at $6,000, but unfortunately for her, the judge was a man and sympathized with the victim setting her bail even higher at $100,000. The judge stated, "People fight every day, and they don't resort to violence." I have to agree! The past two days, I've written about to acts of stupidity and violence that could have been avoided if people used common sense. Oh, yeah! Common Sense is a lost art! Forget it.

DON'T YOU TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT!!!

So, as the media continues to glorify this punk, Adam Lanza, I am choosing to turn your attention to some other acts of stupidity that America has to offer. This story, in particular, was especially stupid because it was a little extreme. It turns out; a 59-year-old man visiting his daughter on the Island of Staten (Staten Island) was arrested after he stabbed her boyfriend to death because he didn't like the way the victim was speaking to her. Like I said...a little extreme.

The suspect in question, James Parker, was visiting the couple for the holidays, but wound up in jail. He's being charged with murder and weapon possession in the death of 39-year-old Henry Raftrey. Parker's 29-year-old daughter, Dana,  frantically called 9-1-1 shortly before 7 a.m., which is when the argument broke out in their Victory Boulevard apartment that she shared with Raftrey. Raftrey would eventually retreat to the attic at some point during the argument. That's where Mr. Parker allegedly stabbed him in the abdomen with the 8-inch-blade of a kitchen knife. Really? All because he was arguing with your daughter, you had to stab the guy? I could see if there was domestic violence involved, but it was an argument. People have arguments all the time. It should never have come to stabbing someone. 

According to the police, Parker and his wife were said to be there for the holidays, but in the thick of things, they were really there to help their daughter move out after she and Raftrey supposedly broke up. Mr. Parker and Raftrey, who had been drinking all night, allegedly ended up fighting over money. Again, a little extreme, but I guess alcohol plays a serious factor too. The couple had a child together, and one neighbor said, "He was a good guy. I heard them fighting once, but everyone fights." Like I said earlier, if Raftrey was beating Parker, its one thing, but yelling at or fighting is something else. Either way, I still don't think stabbing was the way to go. Plus, at 59-years-old, do you really want to be sitting in the slammer for the rest of your life now for murder over an argument? Once again, stupidity in America!  

THE FACE OF EVIL

I kind of wanted to stay away from the story because it's just too sad and sadistic, but everywhere you look, there's a news story about the tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut. I have to say that after reading some of these stories, you can't help not to get choked up or at least full of rage about what happened. Having nieces and nephews this age, just makes you want to hug them and hold them tight and never let go because there are some really sick people out there.

I didn't get to even see what this Adam Lanza kid looked like, and now that I've seen him, I have to say that his physical features even make him look like a psycho. This kid must've gotten his ass kicked in school many times. From what people that knew Lanza have been saying, he was a dark and disturbed, deeply troubled boy from a wealthy family. A friend of the family said that he suffered from Asperger's syndrome, which is a personality disorder. I don't feel that the Aspergers would've caused Lanza to commit such a heinous crime though. I have a friend with Aspergers and he was just socially awkward to a point where he almost annoyed anyone around him. He was just say things that didn't make any sense, but he probably had one of the biggest hearts in the world. My friend is a very nice guy and I can't picture harming a fly, but I guess if push came to shove, who knows what could happen. Lanza was also said to be socially awkward and unstable at times, but also extraordinarily bright. He started taking college courses when he was 16 years old. 

 An ex-classmate of Lanza's tweeted, "As horrible as this was, I can't say that I am surprised....Burn in hell, Adam!" How awkward was this kid? Another fellow classmate said that Lanza used to walk the halls of middle school carrying a black briefcase instead of a backpack like normal kids in school. He also said that Lanza wasn't a total outcast, but he didn't speak much. Lanza lived with his devoted mother, Nancy, whom he killed first, in four-bedroom house. Nancy divorced Adam's father, Peter, who is a vice president of taxes for GE Energy Financial Services, in 2008. He agreed to annual alimony payments that started at $240,000 and would have reached $298,800 by 2015. All of that aside, what the hell could Lanza's motive been to take out his mother and 20 innocent children in her school? Did you see his arson? Another sick note is that all of these guns were registered by his mother, Nancy! This is why owners of guns, should keep these guns locked up. I also feel to get a gun license, there needs to be stricter laws like they have for vehicle licensing. One other thing, Lanza's mother supposedly told her drinking buddy that she feared her son was getting worse and that he was 'burning himself with a lighter' and that she was 'losing him'. Um, wouldn't that be clue number one that maybe he should've been seeing a psychiatrist? 

 

 Here's another sick side note; apparently, the tragedy in Newtown was almost one of two tragedies that day in an elementary school. Hours after the bloodshed in Newtown, police in Oklahoma caught wind of Sammie Eaglebear Chavez's plot to lure schoolmates and teachers to the gym and then open fire on them. A classmate overheard Chavez scheming on Thursday and cops arrested him on Friday morning before he could carry out his plan. He apparently owned a Colt .45 handgun and was apparently plotting to also blow the school up with explosives. No motive is known for this plot yet, but what the hell is wrong with people? Is life that bad that you have to plot to kill innocent people? I don't get it! How are these kids getting guns? Why are our kids so screwed up? Why do I have to worry about my nieces and nephews or sons and daughters now when I send them to school? This whole thing is just insane! 

"100% S**T SHOW!"--IT SEEMS FRIENDLY'S ISN'T TOO FRIENDLY

"100% Shit Show". That's what the Cunningham family saw printed at the bottom of their bill after a particularly unpleasant dinner at a New Hampshire Friendly's. The restaurant paid for their meal, but didn't erase the expletive remark before handing them the receipt. When did this become the latest trend? I'm starting to read about these stories much more often. For instance, there was a Papa John's Pizza, who wrote "Chinky" or something racist at the bottom of a receipt for a waiting customer and got caught, and more recently, a Chilly D's in California left the description of "Fat Girls" on their receipt for two waiting customers. Though, I find these utterly hilarious, it's still extremely rude to leave the comments on there.

So, the Cunningham family, from New Hampshire, were getting some not-so-Friendly's service when they were ignored by the wait staff and served the wrong food, but the icing on the cake came when their bill arrived and described the table as "100% Shit Show." The expletive was printed on the bottom of the check. Dawn Cunningham said, "I looked at my daughter and my husband and said, 'I don't believe what this says.'"

The Cunninghams from Nashua, New Hampshire, sat at their table and waited at a local Friendly's last month for about thirty minutes before finally flagging down a server so they could order. Almost forty-five minutes after that, food came to their table that wasn't even theirs. A few minutes later, another round of food arrived, which was also not what they ordered. It turned out; the waitress who took the family's order never submitted it and just left to go home. The Cunninghams would eventually get their meals, and the restaurant comped their entire bill, which they should've done. Personally, if I was sitting there for thirty minutes without any wait staff paying attention to me, I would've got up and left. Especially, at a Friendly's! There are so many better food chains to go to if you're not getting the quality of service that you're willing to pay for. 

Needless to say, at the end of their meal, someone dropped the rude receipt off at their table. Cunningham said that a Friendly's employee had to have typed the expletive into the computer, unless Friendly's has a 'Shit Show' button on their keyboard. The Cunninghams say that they will continue to frequent Friendly's, but the restaurant is extremely embarrassed calling the employees' behavior completely unacceptable. The company made a statement saying: "We are investigating this with the restaurant and will take swift action. We hope we get the opportunity to rectify this directly with the guest." I have to tell you that whenever I decide to pick up the check, nine times out of ten, I never look at the bill. I just throw my credit card in there. So, if someone wrote something about me, I would never know. But if I did ever catch that, you can bet there would be hell to pay in that restaurant or fast food establishment. I would trash their establishment and suffer the repercussions later. Just a little warning to restaurants and fast food joints...Don't F**k with Me!