DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE DUMB BLONDE WHO ROBBED A BANK?

This story is for those of you, like me, who could care less that Prince William and Kate might be having twins. Boring! I have better story for you that might sound like one of those dumb blonde jokes. By the way, what is it in blonde hair dye that makes these girls so dumb? Is it the bleach? Anyway, a bank robbery in Nebraska ended with the arrest of a 19-year-old girl who boasted on YouTube about carrying out the crime. What an idiot! Who does that?

It turns out; Hannah Sabata faces theft and robbery charges in connection with a November 28 holdup at a Cornerstone Bank in Waco, Nebraska. Sabata also alleges that she was driving a stolen car, which she described as a "shiny" Pontiac Grand Am that she found a bunch of weed in. Sabata does not speak during her eight minute YouTube confession, but instead holds up handwritten signs about her alleged crimes and then fans out a stack of cash. This is how dumb this girl is; For starters all of her notes are backwards! Hey dummy, you're looking into a camera, which is like a mirror! If you wanted us to see what you wrote, then write everything backwards so that it comes out forwards you brain surgeon! Secondly, hey, you just robbed a bank! Here's a good idea, let's broadcast it all over the world on the Internet! What a dummy! Unless...she wanted to get caught! Now, the plot thickens!

 The title of the video is "Chick bank robber" and the description read "I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now, I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow, I'm going for a shopping spree." Sabata's plans were foiled when she made a bad judgment call to wear the same clothes in the video that she word to rob the bank of more than $6,000. That's it? Honey, that clearly does not make you rich, you idiot! According to the police, Sabata pointed what appeared to be a gun and handed tellers a note that said "You are being robbed! NO ALARMS OR LOCKS OR PHONES OR INK BAGS! I have a loaded gun. You have 2 minutes!" Is it me or does it sound like either someone's been watching too many movies or playing too many violent video games? 

As of now, it's unclear how Sabata plans to plead. My guess is temporary insanity? In her confession video, which being deemed an accidental confession video (yeah, right!), Sabata is seen sitting on the floor of what appears to be a bedroom with Green Day playing in the background. She also says the gun she brandished was a fake and then holds up a sign to the camera saying that she told her mom, “Today was the best day of my life....she just thinks I met a new boy." She also indicated that she just smoked a bunch of marijuana from the car she had just stolen, and would be able to buy more with her newfound cash. She also made an excuse for her crimes, stating that the government took her baby away and that the 'system was a game.' This girl is definitely coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Police say that they've recovered all by $30 of the stolen funds. Personally, it sound like she already went out and bought some more weed with her newfound money if $30 was missing. Her bond was set at $300,000 and her court appearance is set for the day after Christmas. After seeing this video, it makes me wonder once again, what the hell makes people tick? Take a look at the video and let's see how many blonde jokes we can come up with after this.....

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