One
question when you have a dog is "should we install a doggy door?" I
always felt "no" was the right answer because yes, you're allowing
your little buddy to relieve themselves whenever they want, but you're also
welcoming other unwanted vermin into your home like raccoons, skunks, possums,
and humans. Yes, I said humans! This is 25-year-old Sara Elizabeth Soto. She
recently got busted for misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief
because she broke into someone's house naked through their doggy door and was
found by the homeowners sitting in their bathtub with nothing on by a smile.
Are you creeped out yet?
Soto
was busted hiding out in all her glory at 1:45 a.m. in the Weatherford, Texas
home bathroom this past Tuesday morning. When police asked her why she was
naked, she just told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything
wrong. Yeah, maybe if you broke into a single guy's home butt naked, you didn't
do anything wrong. You would've been considered a gift from God at that point.
I mean, you have to admit, Soto isn't exactly ugly! I would really have to see
photos of her naked in the tub to actually assess if she did anything
wrong.
According
to one local news channel, the married couple who lives at the residence were
left a little spooked when they heard a noise, so they inspected the doggy door
for the pooch they don't even own and assumed that some sort of animal tried to
enter their home. Wait a minute! What the hell? This couple has a doggy door,
but they don't even have a dog? How stupid is that? Unless, they did have a dog
and it's recently deceased. Otherwise, what a couple of idiots for having a
doggy door with no doggy! Shame on them! Anyway, back to the story, what they
did find was a black dress on their back porch, which led to a call to the
police. Then they made the shocking discovery of a naked 4-foot-11, 110 pound
Soto sitting inside their tub.
The
story didn't explain if Soto had a motive or not, like a fatal attraction sort
of thing or if this was just a random house that she broke into. Also, has
anyone thought about the fact that maybe Soto is a werewolf? Maybe her clothes
were off because that's what happens when your turn into a werewolf and as a
werewolf, she went through the doggy door and was scared so she ran into a tub
where she turned back into her human form when she was discovered. Do I watch
too much TV? Come on, though! Does my version really sound that farfetched?
Like I said, you have to be aware of that doggy door!
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