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Friday, April 26, 2013

AND YOU WONDER WHY WE DON'T GET A DOGGY DOOR......

One question when you have a dog is "should we install a doggy door?" I always felt "no" was the right answer because yes, you're allowing your little buddy to relieve themselves whenever they want, but you're also welcoming other unwanted vermin into your home like raccoons, skunks, possums, and humans. Yes, I said humans! This is 25-year-old Sara Elizabeth Soto. She recently got busted for misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief because she broke into someone's house naked through their doggy door and was found by the homeowners sitting in their bathtub with nothing on by a smile. Are you creeped out yet? 

Soto was busted hiding out in all her glory at 1:45 a.m. in the Weatherford, Texas home bathroom this past Tuesday morning. When police asked her why she was naked, she just told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything wrong. Yeah, maybe if you broke into a single guy's home butt naked, you didn't do anything wrong. You would've been considered a gift from God at that point. I mean, you have to admit, Soto isn't exactly ugly! I would really have to see photos of her naked in the tub to actually assess if she did anything wrong. 

According to one local news channel, the married couple who lives at the residence were left a little spooked when they heard a noise, so they inspected the doggy door for the pooch they don't even own and assumed that some sort of animal tried to enter their home. Wait a minute! What the hell? This couple has a doggy door, but they don't even have a dog? How stupid is that? Unless, they did have a dog and it's recently deceased. Otherwise, what a couple of idiots for having a doggy door with no doggy! Shame on them! Anyway, back to the story, what they did find was a black dress on their back porch, which led to a call to the police. Then they made the shocking discovery of a naked 4-foot-11, 110 pound Soto sitting inside their tub. 


The story didn't explain if Soto had a motive or not, like a fatal attraction sort of thing or if this was just a random house that she broke into. Also, has anyone thought about the fact that maybe Soto is a werewolf? Maybe her clothes were off because that's what happens when your turn into a werewolf and as a werewolf, she went through the doggy door and was scared so she ran into a tub where she turned back into her human form when she was discovered. Do I watch too much TV? Come on, though! Does my version really sound that farfetched? Like I said, you have to be aware of that doggy door!

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