I
so wanted to write about that Romney intern who was arrested for coaxing over
15 women to email him nude photos of themselves and then using the to blackmail
them for more nude photos of them. There is so much comedy right there, but
then this story came up and it made me sick to my stomach! To all my male
friends, I'm giving you the warning now that you don't have to read forward if
you don't want to. Let's just say, the photo is a big hint on what the story is
about.
So,
apparently, a 42-year-old woman is on trial for allegedly grabbing a man's
testicles after he told her not to park her electric bike in front of his
store. Now, this wasn't just a normal grab. She squeezed and crushed those poor
little balls and the man later died from shock. Um, ow! First of all, what the
hell is an electric bike? Is that another word for a scooter or a moped? Second
of all, wouldn't a nice kick in the nuts have sufficed? Why did this woman have
to go to extremes and squeeze them until she crushed them? Who does that other
than someone so evil!
According
to witnesses, as she called on her brother and husband for back -up, she yelled
at the man, "I'll squeeze it to death, you'll never have children
again!" The 41-year-old victim went into a state of shock as his boys were
being crushed and died before paramedics could even treat him. The incident
happened a little more than a year ago in the Meilan District of Haikou City,
Hainan. Don't worry, I had to Google it too; It's in China! You would think I
would've known that. Anyway, that makes this story even worse! How did she even
find his balls? Just kidding! The woman goes to trial this week and could face
the death penalty if convicted. The final outcome depends largely on the
interpretation of the woman's statement of "squeeze it to death."
A
urologist and director of San Diego Sexual Medicine has said that it's quite
possible for that squeeze to have killed the man. He said, "The testicles
are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenaline
when there is excessive force applied to these organs." He also added that
it could have even brought on a heart attack. I'm starting to think that maybe
I shouldn't have written this blog. Women who read this might actually get the
upper hand now and literally have us by the balls!
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