If
you're a real man, you love to pass gas, right? But do you love it, when you're
other half breaks wind? Okay, if you're a gay man, you might. Some might call
it a mating call. I mean, for my hetero male readers; does it turn you on when
you're wife or girlfriend, or in my case my fiancée, farts in front of you? I
have to be honest; I don't even look twice anymore. That's how common they've
become in my household between me, her and the dog.
Well,
women of the world who break wind beware! A 22-year-old, Illinois art graduate
has this fetish that is like nothing I've ever heard before. He confessed to
being turned on by females who fart. He told British researchers that he first
got all horned up when a girl at school tooted during a class. He said, “I knew
by simple biology that girls farted, but hearing the girl I had been fawning
over was capable of such a thing sparked a strange interest in me."
It's
the person releasing the flatulence and not the actual fart itself that gets
this guy all worked up. This unidentified student, who is now believed to be
the world's first case of "eproctophilia", says he's addicted to
hooking up with women who pass gas. Can you imagine being on a date with this
guy? Then accidentally letting one slip out and getting all embarrassed until
he looks at you and says, "That was so hot! Wanna go mess around? That
made me so horny!" That would be absolutely insane! I remember on my first
date with my fiancée, I had to fart so badly because something I ate for dinner
made me so gassy, but like a true gentleman, I fought it back all night and
suffered the next day.
A
Nottingham Trent University lecturer wrote about the case in his "Archives
of Sexual Behavior" journal. He wrote: "Eproctophiles are said to
spend an abnormal amount of time thinking about farting and flatulence and have
recurring intense sexual urges and fantasies about them." How can this be
a real fetish? Then again, this is 2013! Nothing shocks me anymore! You've been
warned, women! Be careful who you toot in front of. It might actually turn them
on! Before you know it, you'll have some strange guy's face right up against
your ass sniffing your farts. How's that for an image?
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