As
if the world isn't disturbing enough, here's a story about a Swedish jerk-off,
who jerks off on bicycles? That's right! They have some pretty radical fetishes
in Europe and now you can add 'bike love' to that laundry list. So, police in
Sweden are now hunting down a creep who slashes bicycle tires before sitting
down and pleasuring himself on the bike. The sicko was caught on camera
carrying out his dirty deed after Swedish cyclist Per Edstrom of Ostersund,
Sweden got fed up with
the repeated vandalism to his rides.
Edstrom
set up a security camera outside his Ostersund home and was shocked to see the
hooded hoodlum carrying out the sex act while on his bike. He uploaded the
footage to YouTube this past Monday and it's already been seen more than 65,000
times. Edstrom claims that he's not angry about the psychotic rendezvous with
his beloved bicycle. He just wants to stop his tires from being slashed in the
future. He says, "I'm not scared of him, just irritated over all the
punctures I have had to fix. The man is probably completely harmless, bicycles
are just his thing." Unbelievable! Don't people realize that we live in a
world where there are cameras everywhere now? Take, for instance, the New
Jersey man that is being hunted down for brutally beating a woman during a home
invasion this week while her 3-year-old child watched on the couch. There was
actual video footage of this. Why? Because there are video cameras everywhere
now. People put them in as safety precautions and let's not forget that all of
our phones have cameras on them too now. Just the other day, a drunk man was
caught on video slapping around a United Airlines pilot (he probably deserved
it.) for mouthing off to
him. The scene was actually very funny, but my point is that you cannot do
anything these days without being caught on video.
Let
this be a lesson to all of you sickos out there. Whatever you're planning, you
need to be more careful because one day you'll be able to find yourself on
YouTube doing a dirty deed. I am telling you everything is on video now! Just
take a look at the video below that I like to call "Bike Love":
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