You
would think that getting your penis cut off would have sent you into hiding or
at the very least; you would never be able to have normal sex ever again,
right? Well, many of you might remember this guy. This is John Wayne Bobbitt
and 20 years ago this week, his wife, Lorena, cut off his penis at their home
in Virginia and threw it out the window as she drove away. For those of you
unfamiliar with this extremely popular story, Bobbitt's penis was later
reattached after 10 hours of surgery. Personally, I would've asked for a few
extra inches if I was him, but I'm sure the pain made him forget to ask.
Anyway, Bobbitt is claiming after 20 years that losing his penis sent his sex
life into overdrive.
The
now 46-year-old and one-time porn star says he's bedded more than 70 women
since the reattachment of his penis. He says that for some reason "some
women got a kick out of saying they slept with John Wayne Bobbitt."
Frankly, I can't imagine who would admit to that. Anyway, doctors told Bobbitt
that he would never be able to have sex again because his injuries were so bad,
but he says he proved them wrong time and time again sleeping with over 70
women since the incident. He went on to say that being the most famous man to
have his penis cut off did have its advantages. My guess is that these crazy
women wanted to see what this Frankenpenis looked like. It was more curiosity
than the fact that they actually wanted to have sex with him.
Bobbitt
has been back in the news because this past Sunday was the 20th Anniversary of
his ex-wife's infamous snip. The former Marine said he still has nightmares
about the kitchen knife attack and the buckets of blood he spilled on the
sheets their Virginia bedroom. He said, "People think it's all a big joke
but I almost bled to death after the knife sliced through, I lost a huge amount
of blood." After the police found the tip of his penis in a field where
Lorena had thrown it out her car window, Bobbitt underwent 10 hours of surgery
to reattach it. As I sit here writing this, I still squirm whenever I hear this
story. Bobbitt remembers waking up in bandages and peeing through a catheter
tube for two months. Doctors even warned him that there could be all sorts of
complications and worst-case scenario was that infection could set in and it
would turn black and fall off. His first roll in the hat came just a few months
after his surgery when a woman recognized him and approached him at a bar. At
first, he was afraid that his penis wouldn't work, but after doing what came
naturally, he knew everything would be alright. It was so alright that he went
on to film two pornos, "John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut" and
"Frankenpenis".
Bobbitt
would continue to have relationship trouble until a few years ago, when he said
that he found God and moved to Niagara Falls, NY to settle down. He now lives a
quiet life as a limo driver and is planning his fourth marriage. Bobbitt, who
is no longer trying to make money off of his name, says he has an autobiography
in the works, which will include the accounts of that penis-chopping evening. I
have to say that is one book that I won't be buying. This is enough
penis-chopping talk for the next 20 years for me.
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