THIS IS NUTS!

I don't make it a habit to write about celebrities, especially this one, but this new procedure that he inspired is pretty funny! By the way, thank you, Scotty O, for this story! So, apparently, George Clooney has, on occasion, joked that instead getting the wrinkles ironed out of his eyes, he gets the skin on his testicles 'ironed' out. Okay....Ouch! Well, now it turns out that he's inspired a new craze in Hollywood! That's right! Ball smoothing! 

A cosmetic expert, known as Nurse Jamie, says she added "Tighten the Tackle" to the list of services at her Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, last year, and it's been a raging success ever since. First of all, wait till you see a photo of Nurse Jamie! Woah! Any "hetero" male will want Nurse Jamie working on their junk no matter how much ironing is involved! So, Nurse Jamie delicately described the $575 non-surgical treatment as a laser hair removal treatment that erases wrinkles and corrects discoloration in the scrotum. First of all, how do you even keep a straight face while you’re in a consultation? I'm laughing as I write about this because I read the word 'scrotum.' I guess the 16-year-old boy in me comes out from time to time.

Nurse Jamie went on to explain that like women, her male clientele are keen to 'keep their gardens kept' and it's purely for aesthetic reasons. She admitted that during movie awards season around September, she's usually inundated with requests. Why? It's not like people see your ball underneath your tuxedos. Anyway, Nurse Jamie says that down in the scrotum area, skin ages and is thinner than around your eyes. She also said that men are becoming more comfortable with their grooming habits. On her website, beautyparkspa.com, the procedure is sole more subtly as the "Male Laser Lift." Nurse Jamie said that she had quite a difficult time coming up with a name for the procedure. She said she kept coming up with names like "Ball Ironing", "Go Nuts" and "Laser Polish the Crown Jewels."

According to the lovely Nurse Jamie, depending on what needs to be done, the hair removal process takes about 45 minutes and it takes another 25 minutes to tighten and improve skin tone. So, you can be out of there in a little over an hour. Results last up to four weeks and she recommends around six sessions for the best results. Unbelievable! I have to admit that I've been shaving my entire body since I was 16-years-old, but this sounds so much more fun! Especially, if Nurse Jamie is 'handling' all of the procedures! With my luck, though, I'll pay for the procedure and get Doctor Jeff! Maybe, I'll just leave the 'ball ironing' to the celebrities!