This
might be a bit silly of a story, but what the hell it's Friday! So, how long do
you think you'd be able to hold a grudge for someone...or something that killed
your pet cat? Well, apparently, Richard Moller of Boulder, Colorado couldn't
hold his grudge any longer. He recently killed a raccoon while injuring another
with a nail-studded board to avenge the killing of his cat a few years before.
Okay, I understand loving your pet to pieces, but to kill an innocent animal is
not the answer.
Moller
allegedly killed one of the critters and left another seriously wounded as payback
against another raccoon that he said had murdered his prized puss. Gee, I
wonder if the raccoon who is seriously wounded will warn the killer raccoon
when he gets out of the animal hospital. Is this guy for real? The 50-year-old
Boulder man reportedly jumped into a dumpster on Monday afternoon after
spotting the creatures sniffing around it. He then allegedly picked up a plank
of wood with nails sticking out of it and began beating the animals. Witnesses
told police that the animals started "screaming and moaning." Moller
supposedly screamed, "All raccoons must die!" as he continued the
vicious assault, before jumping out of the dumpster and walking off. I'm sorry.
This guy is an asshole and all, but screaming "All raccoons must die!"
is fre
aking hilarious! He's like the hero of a kitty horror movie.
Police
called to the scene found one dead raccoon and the other injured raccoon
stumbled away before they could catch it. Moller was arrested and he told the
officers he had seen raccoons kill his cat years ago. He now faces two counts
of felony animal cruelty and remains at Boulder County Jail on $100 bond and is
due to appear in court next Thursday. Can we all agree that there might be
something wrong upstairs? There maybe the makings of a serial killer here? If
he can kill an animal, he can kill a human being too. You might be thinking,
"It's just a raccoon" and you would be right, but that raccoon is
still a life whether it's a scavenger or not. Those two raccoons were just out
looking for food. They weren't the ones who killed this guy's poor kitty.
Basically, in human-related terms, his actions say, "Some Mexican guy
killed my wife, so death to all Mexicans!" That's just not right. Moller
is just another guy who needs to stay locked up and free from society.