WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

This is Megan Fox. Star of two Transformer movies and wife of Brian Austin-Green. If I told you that you couldn't last in the sack with her, would you blow my head off with a shotgun? The answer is "No" and we'd probably laugh about it after about how I'm probably right. Well, four years ago, a 17-year-old Miami, Florida boy was transformed into a murderer when his father told him "he wouldn't know what to do with that" if given  the opportunity to bed the starlet. 

Jason Beckman, who is now 21, is facing first-degree murder charges in Miami for allegedly gunning down his father, city commissioner Jay Beckman, while he was in the shower back in April 2009 for belittling his son's manhood. Michael Nistal, an inmate jailed with Beckman after the arrest, recently told jurors that the snarky, sexually charged remark about the 27-year-old movie star is what sparked the bloody encounter between father and son.

After the elder Beckman told his son that he wouldn't know what to do with Fox, the younger Beckman "went and got a shotgun and blew his head off. He missed his head and shot his face and part of his neck," said Nistal, who also went on to say that Beckman poked his father's body with the firearm to see if he was still alive. Nistal is currently serving a seven-year prison sentence. 

Nistal also told the jury that Beckman intended to weasel his way out of justice by saying that the shooting was an accident, in self-defense or the result of insanity. Nistal also assured Miami-Dade prosecutor Gail Levine that Beckman "knew right from wrong." Nistal also revealed to the court that Beckman planned to murder any court witnesses after getting out of jail. I'm a little confused as to what Nistal gets out of this, but if what he's saying is true, then Beckman needs to stay behind bars for the rest of his life. Let's not forget that he killed his own father, who was a city official, over a comment about not knowing what to do in the sack with Megan Fox. First of all, dude, you really had no shot at the hot Fox. Secondly, your dad was right! If you were ever given the opportunity with a hottie like her, let's just say that you'll know what premature ejaculation feels like. I hope it was worth it, you psycho!

SHE SNORED LIKE A TRAIN

I'm going to be the first to admit that I snore when I sleep and thank God, I have a fiancée who puts up with my snoring, whether she likes it or not. That is love! I know people who wear a breathing apparatus to sleep just so their partner can go to bed, and I also know of couples who sleep separately because of a snoring problem. What fun in is that? 

Anyway, a Wisconsin man had a better way to deal with it. He called 911 early Sunday morning asking for assistance in removing a snoring woman from his bed. I am dying over here! Benjamin Duddles dialed police around 4:20 AM (Great time!) to say that he wanted "a female removed from his bed," adding that he was not sure "how she got into his apartment." According to reports he later admitted that he let the woman into his home and she just went into his bed and fell asleep. During the call to the police, Duddles complained, "She is now snoring like a train and I want her out!"

When officers arrived at Casa de Duddle in Waukesha, WI, he revealed that they drank together, had sexual relations, and she fell asleep. After setting her up to sleep in the living room, Duddles returned to his bedroom and she soon followed. When she started snoring, he couldn't wake her, so he called the police. 

The unidentified woman was found to be fine, medically, but she did have sleep apnea. Police advised Duddles that a snoring woman in his bed was not a police matter since he allowed her into his home. Duddles, who was not arrested, was told to sleep on his couch and told to work out his snoring issues in the morning.

This story is absolutely hilarious and I know some of you can relate because you snore yourself or at least, have wanted to get someone out of your bed for snoring too loud. What he should have done was went to a local drug store at 4 AM and bought Breathe Right strips to stick on her nose. That would have done the trick. I guess the scenario could have been worse. He could have killed her for snoring too loudly and that would have made for a pretty gruesome story. Just saying!

JERSEY CITY KNOCKOUT

Seriously, what makes people do what they do? Yesterday, on Facebook, there was video of a group of kids from Jersey City, NJ going around knocking people out for fun in a game they call "Knockout!" Apparently, the idea of the game is to walk up to an unsuspecting, defenseless person on the street and try and punch them out with one blow. That is ridiculous! If one of these kids tried that on me, they better hope they knock me out because if I get up, I will be the one going to jail! 

Anyway, three of the teens who play this game have been locked up on murder charges after they allegedly punched a man to death during a game of "Knockout." The three teens, all from Jersey City, followed a homeless Hoboken man, Ralph Santiago, down a street back in September. One of the boys punched Santiago, causing him to fall back from the knockout blow and collapse onto an iron fence, where he died after his neck was wedged between two posts. After police released video of the teens near the scene of the crime, the teens eventually turned themselves in and are being held at the Hudson County Youth Detention Center. Ironically, Santiago was disabled from a similar attack 20 years ago in the Bronx.

While there is no data showing exactly how many people have died as a result to this stupid game, many similar cases have made national headlines in the past like in 2011, when a St. Louis man was killed after being attacked in a game of "Knockout." His attacker was convicted of second-degree murder charges. Then in London, a 16-year-old girl was viciously punched from behind in 2012. The attack was caught on camera and when the judge asked the attacker why he did it, he responded with "she didn't have a friendly face." That guy sounds like an asshole and belongs in jail. 

 I have to admit that I'm a little concerned because I have many friends in Jersey City and if this is an ongoing game out there, I want them to be aware and vigilant. They need to know that if they see a group of teens just hanging around and not doing anything, they should be on their guard. This is such a stupid game! As if we all didn't have our own things to worry about, no we have to worry about these thugs?

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TOO MUCH VODKA?

My singer sent me this little diddy last night causing me to spit my dinner all over the table. So, it turns out, a man in Moscow was arrested after stripping naked and nailing his own testicles to the ground in broad daylight and in full view of tourists at one of the world's most visited landmarks. What the hell is wrong with people? Do you really need attention that bad?

Self-styled performance artist Pyotr Pavlensky received treatment at a clinic before being taken to a police station following the incident, which he said was a protest against Russia's 'police state.' Well, I guess nailing your nuts to the ground is a good way to protest! Pavlensky managed to shock visitors in Moscow's Red Square by hammering a nail through his scrotum into cobblestones outside Lenin's Mausoleum, on the day Russia marked its Police Day national holiday. 

Pavlensky has put his body on the line for other high-profile protests as well. Back in 2011, after two members of the Pussy Riot punk protest band were jailed for singing inside Moscow's main cathedral, he sewed his lips together, and also wrapped his naked body in barbed wire outside a government building in St. Petersburg. Will somebody tell this guy that his protests aren't working and nobody cares? He's tearing his body a part for no reason! The testicle thing is just stupid!

CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR PROTECTING HIS FAMILY

My childhood friend, Kathy, reached out to me last week to let me know about something that's been happened her family this past August and it's pretty disturbing! You see, last August, Kathy and her family were having a yard sale and her three boys, who are 6,4, and 1 were in charge of their lemonade stand. A neighbor who shopping at the yard sale was hit with something in the back of the leg, then soon after Kathy was hit with something in her hand, which was literally 5 inches away from the middle of her sons eye. Kathy and her husband, William Zerden Jr. from Vernon, both noticed two boys around 15-year-old with guns pointing at them and peeking around the house across the street. 

William reacted and immediately ran across the street to protect anyone in his family from getting hurt. Kathy told me that one of the boys lived in the house diagonally across the street from them and she knew the family well. The boy has been welcomed in their home many times, he's even eaten at their house and spent a lot of time with the boys, while William had been to the boys house frequently helping the mother out financially and with vehicle repairs. Anyway, William chased the boys back to that house where they ran inside the back sliding door and William followed them in. 

The boys hid while William spoke to the mother and he told her what her son had done and he told her that he was going to call the police, but she urged him not to saying that it would make for bad neighbors. William left and went back across the street and told Kathy to call the cops on the boys. When the police came and questioned the mother of the one boy, she told them that William had trespassed and wanted to press charges. She also told police that William assaulted one of the boys, which is absolutely not true. The boys did admit to shooting at Kathy and her family with an airsoft gun and that they were pretending they were in the military just having fun. So, no charges were pressed on these boys and it's fun to shoot at people with a pellet gun? Is this the world we live in now?

Now, William has an indictment for criminal trespassing for doing what any father and husband would've done. William, who suffers from lime disease, also lost his father that month and his younger brother a month later, and now he has to fight to stay out of jail. Kathy says they've spoken to a few lawyers and said it can cost up to $20,000 just for their retainer. This is absolutely ridiculous! So, this mother is pressing charges because William walked into her house because her son was doing something bad, but he's the one in trouble? And she begged him not to because it makes for bad neighbors? Well, what the hell did she just do? She made for bad neighbors by pressing charges! What the hell is that? Kathy told me that the judge might drop the case, but the prosecutor won't drop and wants to go after William. Sounds to me that the prosecutor might be a bit of s douchebag if you ask me and I hope one day someone shoots the prosecutor with a pellet gun. Then we can see how much they like it. 

Kathy and her family are in dire straits and need money for a defense lawyer. She's created a gofundme account to help keep her husband and father of three out of jail. The guy did nothing wrong! Unless protecting your family is wrong! Please help Kathy and her family out at: http://www.gofundme.com/55yfek. Every little bit helps!

WHAT'S WITH THESE HIGH SCHOOL COACHES?

What a way to end the week! I get it to end it with my favorite topic! High school teachers who bang their students! Yesterday, I wrote about a basketball coach who was fired for posting an incriminating vacation photo of her boyfriend grabbing her boob on Facebook. Wrongful firing, by the way. 

Today, I write about a Pennsylvania cheerleading coach who's been busted for banging a student. 27-year-old Nicole Kurowski is being accused of having sex with the unnamed 17-year-old several times during school hours at Tulpehocken High School in Bernville, PA, over the past year. An investigation began after school officials got a tip the two were sexually involved. According to police, the two spoke daily and exchanged explicit text messages. How about who cares? So, they were boyfriend and girlfriend. They had a consensual relationship. Is that really against the law? Is that really grounds for firing? The boy was 17-year-old and in most states, you're considered an adult. If he's old enough to drive, then he's old enough to make adult decisions.

The couple were careful enough not to get caught, meeting for some trysts in an inconspicuous area near a nursing home. That's the best part! Kurowski was charged with institutional sexual assault and was released on $25,000 unsecured bail. She worked at the school for two years and taught physical education, in addition to serving as a cheerleading coach. 

I say, who the hell cares that a 27-year-old had a relationship with a 17-year-old. To me, it sounds like it was consensual and whoever reported it to authorities, it sounds like there was a twinge of jealousy involved. I mean sex with students seems to be happening all the time, since the beginning of time. You can't stop it from happening. You have to give Kurowski credit for at least not doing it on school grounds, which most teachers get busted for doing. I don't feel she should have been arrested, unless the boy pressed charged saying she raped him because like I said earlier, it sounds like they were having a legitimate relationship. He just happened to be 17. Ah, to be 17 again!

HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL COACH FIRED FOR A FACEBOOK POST

I saw this story yesterday and it bothered me a little. Sometimes, it bothers me when co-workers or classmates actually see some of my Facebook posts or pictures that I don't mean for them to see. Then again, it's my fault for placing these posts and photos on a public forum. That's what happened to an Idaho high school basketball coach last week, only she was fired for posting a photo of her boyfriend grabbing her boob to her 'personal' Facebook account while on vacation. Yup! What is this world coming to that you can get fired for something you do on your own time?

Laraine Cook was fired last week by Pocatello High School, just after a titty-grab photo, which I'm sure was meant for laughs, was put on the popular social media site. The photo featured her in a bikini in front of a large body of water with her boyfriend and Pocatello football coach Tom Harrison holding her right breast with his left hand. The shot was reportedly taken on a recent vacation. The highly-decorated football coach wasn't flagged for holding, but he was reprimanded for the photo, according to reports. The photo has since been removed from Facebook. 

Players and parents have attempted to get Cook reinstated as head coach meeting with School District 25 officials last Thursday, but their appeals fell on deaf ears. According to one spokeswoman, it was 'personnel decision' and hasn't confirmed the reason for dismissal. Cook led Pocatello to a third-place finish at the Idaho State Tournament last season. Cook did receive a glimmer of hope, however, when Idaho superintendent Mary Vagner agreed to initiate another review that included the Pocatello principal and the athletic director, but ultimately the school stood by its decision to let Cook go. 

Personally, I think this is B.S.! I do agree that you really need to be careful about what you post because you never know who is watching, but what you do on your own personal time on your own personal Facebook page should have nothing to do with your work life. Both do not go hand in hand. It's not like this photo was taken on school grounds nor was it really sexual in nature. I really think the football coach did it to be funny. The only funny thing about this is that he got reprimanded and she got fired, which leaves me to believe that she got fired for more than this photo because this just makes no sense. I don't think she did anything wrong here. What do you think?