WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOTTIE AND A FOOTBALL TEAM IN A ROOM?

     Many of you come here to read my blogs about teachers having sex with their students. Well, today, I will not let you down! It turns out, this hot 42-year-old California woman has been arrested for allegedly having sex with three high school football players. It sounds like someone never got rid of her high school fetish of banging the jocks. 

     Mary Frances Fletcher, known to her students as Debbie Fletcher (not sure why? Debbie is short for Deborah last I checked!), was arrested Tuesday on charges of unlawful sexual intercourse after being accused of having sex with three players from the Mount Shasta High School football team after meeting the boys while working with a team photographer. 

     Fletcher was caught after an unidentified caller informed police of the matter back in December. The investigation was recently completed. After speaking with the victims.....wait....what? The victims? Based on this photo, those boys were not victims. They were the "lucky ones"! So, after speaking to the "lucky ones," whose exact ages have not been disclosed, District Attorney Kirk Andrus said the case was expected to be complicated because it involves youngsters. You know this D.A. secretly wanted to high five these boys. Come on now!

     According to the Sheriff's department, there's not evidence the alleged sexual encounter occurred on school grounds or involved school employees. Andrus stated, "Ya know, these cases are always challenging. I mean especially for a young person that are by definition not prepared for this kind of relationship. Relationship is probably the wrong word, but they're not prepared for this kind of interaction with an adult." What the hell is he talking about? When I was these boys' ages, this was the kind of interaction we dreamed about. This D.A. is clueless!

     Sheriff Jon Lopey believes text message history will determine that Fletcher attempted to keep the boys silent on their sex meetings. The bleached-blonde criminal.....wait.....what?....
She's more of a sex educator, if you will. This sex educator faces four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, with single counts from two alleged victims and two counts with a third alleged victim, as well as trying to keep a witness from cooperating with law enforcement. 

     Fletcher was released after posting $10,000 bail. She's due back in court to be arraigned on March 22. You know what? Boo Hoo! The boys had sex with a hottie! These are things we dreamed about when we were teenage boys. So, what? I'm sure these boys didn't fight her off and the sex was consensual. Yeah, they were young and she's in her 40s and I get that if she was a man and these were young girls, the man would become a sex offender, but come on. These are boys who fantasize about this stuff. If any of these boys wanted to press charges on this woman, they are absolute morons. If anything, she turned those boys into men! And she should be commended for that. Not put in jail!